1 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:09,817 * oh, the good life * 2 00:00:09,817 --> 00:00:11,150 * full of fun * 3 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:15,083 * seems to be the ideal * 4 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,650 * yes, the good life * 5 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:25,917 * lets you hide all the sadness you feel * 6 00:00:25,917 --> 00:00:27,083 mm-hmm. 7 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:33,450 * you won't really fall in love * 8 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:38,583 * for you can't take the chance * 9 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:43,483 * so be honest with yourself * 10 00:00:43,483 --> 00:00:47,917 * don't try to fake romance * 11 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:48,917 no. 12 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,583 * it's the good life * 13 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:57,850 * to be free and explore the unknown * 14 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:03,650 * yes, and the heartaches * 15 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:08,650 * when you learn you must face them alone * 16 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,817 uh-huh. 17 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:16,983 * please remember i still want you * 18 00:01:16,983 --> 00:01:21,650 * and in case you wonder why * 19 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:25,317 * well, just wake up, baby * 20 00:01:25,317 --> 00:01:28,917 * and kiss the good life good-bye * 21 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:30,650 that's all you got to do. 22 00:01:51,217 --> 00:01:52,817 come all the way up. 23 00:01:52,817 --> 00:01:54,317 all the way. thank you. 24 00:01:54,317 --> 00:01:57,217 * please remember * 25 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,483 * i still love you * 26 00:01:58,483 --> 00:02:00,383 20 minutes. hello, good-bye. 27 00:02:00,383 --> 00:02:01,450 ok. 28 00:02:01,450 --> 00:02:04,550 * and in case you wonder why * 29 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:08,550 * well, wake up, baby * 30 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,550 * and kiss the good life good-bye * 31 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,717 evening, mr. thorne. 32 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:12,717 evening, mike. 33 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:14,883 110 blocks in under 15 minutes. 34 00:02:14,883 --> 00:02:17,217 not bad for a one-eyed russian immigrant. 35 00:02:17,217 --> 00:02:18,450 somebody throwing a party? 36 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,717 you are, sir. 37 00:02:19,717 --> 00:02:20,883 oh, yeah? am i having a good time? 38 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:22,383 well, manhattan fine wines 39 00:02:22,383 --> 00:02:25,517 just delivered 6 cases of salon les mesnil. 40 00:02:25,517 --> 00:02:26,550 that's pretty pricey stuff. 41 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:27,550 what did i pay for it? 42 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:28,650 what do you care? 43 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,683 you got more money than you can even look at. 44 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:31,783 oh, i'd like to thank you 45 00:02:31,783 --> 00:02:32,917 for that little tip on the market you gave me. 46 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:35,017 the wife says the stock's gone up 5 points. 47 00:02:35,017 --> 00:02:36,017 good, mike. 48 00:02:36,017 --> 00:02:37,417 want some more advice? sure. 49 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:38,750 sell it. 50 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,250 here, read my newsletter. 51 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,417 have fun. 52 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:44,217 fun is actually knowing who half your guests are. 53 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:49,350 * hey, hey * 54 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:52,750 * woman, kiss the good life good-bye * 55 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:53,917 good evening. 56 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,650 chris, look! it's us! 57 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:04,617 good evening, chris. hi, chris. 58 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,217 i save it for you. 59 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:08,650 that's what she says to all the guys. 60 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:10,317 i'll get the next one. go ahead. 61 00:03:10,317 --> 00:03:11,317 cigar. 62 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,683 chris, we'll see you in the apartment. 63 00:03:21,317 --> 00:03:22,317 oop! 64 00:03:22,317 --> 00:03:23,783 oh, i'm sorry, sir. 65 00:03:23,783 --> 00:03:25,617 hey, little fella. what's your name? 66 00:03:25,617 --> 00:03:27,217 get down! come on, girls. 67 00:03:27,217 --> 00:03:28,683 get over here. 68 00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:29,817 i'm sorry. 69 00:03:29,817 --> 00:03:31,117 you oughta get cats. 70 00:03:31,117 --> 00:03:32,217 they're a lower-maintenance pet. 71 00:03:34,117 --> 00:03:35,417 ah, here we go. 72 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:37,983 come on, let's go. come on, girls. 73 00:03:37,983 --> 00:03:39,017 chris! 74 00:03:39,017 --> 00:03:40,017 chris! 75 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:45,317 i hate crowds. 76 00:03:47,217 --> 00:03:49,217 you new in the building? 77 00:03:52,217 --> 00:03:53,650 you all right? 78 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,950 y-yes. 79 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:56,950 take this. 80 00:04:01,217 --> 00:04:02,883 i-i'm sorry. 81 00:04:02,883 --> 00:04:04,550 it's ok. 82 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:06,917 i never do this. 83 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:09,717 listen, some people are throwing a party 84 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:10,717 up at my apartment. 85 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:11,883 why don't you come up for a drink? 86 00:04:11,883 --> 00:04:13,017 it will help you relax. 87 00:04:19,117 --> 00:04:20,617 what's the matter? 88 00:04:20,617 --> 00:04:23,383 oh... that son of a bitch! 89 00:04:23,383 --> 00:04:25,083 i don't believe this. 90 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,083 that bastard! 91 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,717 i can't believe this! 92 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:33,217 i'll be in the penthouse if you change your mind. 93 00:04:35,217 --> 00:04:37,217 thanks for the espresso maker... 94 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:39,883 and the bag of shit. 95 00:04:56,217 --> 00:04:57,717 howard suntz's office. 96 00:04:57,717 --> 00:05:00,283 miriam, this is diane. let me talk to howard. 97 00:05:00,283 --> 00:05:01,550 i'm sorry, ms. lightson. 98 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,850 he left explicit instructions 99 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:04,617 not to be disturbed. 100 00:05:04,617 --> 00:05:07,117 what's going on with this landfill deal? 101 00:05:07,117 --> 00:05:08,717 i'm only his goddamn lawyer. 102 00:05:08,717 --> 00:05:09,817 why didn't i know about it? 103 00:05:09,817 --> 00:05:10,817 he said he's doing the deal. 104 00:05:10,817 --> 00:05:12,450 your services won't be needed, 105 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,550 professionally or personally. 106 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,483 this is not about our personal relationship. 107 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,283 this is business. do you understand? 108 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,950 it's about my professional credentials, 109 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,950 my--my law firm's time. 110 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,950 why am i talking to you? you know what? 111 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,950 you tell howard i'm coming down there. 112 00:05:31,783 --> 00:05:33,117 excuse me. 113 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,117 oh! hi. 114 00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:37,450 hi. glad you could make it. 115 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:38,883 thanks. diane lightson 116 00:05:38,883 --> 00:05:40,350 i'm from the firm of masur and glennet. 117 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:41,217 chris thorne. 118 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:42,350 i'm sorry about the cold hands. 119 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:43,883 don't worry about it. 120 00:05:43,883 --> 00:05:44,883 the law firm masur, glennet, 121 00:05:44,883 --> 00:05:46,350 weese, weiss, worple, whip me? 122 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,050 yeah, that's the one. 123 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,550 what's your specialty? 124 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,517 investment syndication and public flotation. 125 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,083 it's got to be painful. 126 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,483 would you like a drink? 127 00:05:54,483 --> 00:05:56,050 i'd love one. 128 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,050 scotch? 129 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:58,050 great. 130 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:59,217 are you ok? 131 00:05:59,217 --> 00:06:00,283 yeah, fine. 132 00:06:00,283 --> 00:06:02,817 are you going to the suntz thing? 133 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:04,217 are you kidding? 134 00:06:04,217 --> 00:06:06,983 not unless somebody holds a gun to my head. 135 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:08,683 he's a fraud. he's a ripoff artist. 136 00:06:08,683 --> 00:06:10,817 it's all about buying lakes and filling them with garbage. 137 00:06:10,817 --> 00:06:12,450 i don't know what set you off in the elevator, 138 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:14,217 but if i were you, i'd stay away from this suntz guy. 139 00:06:14,217 --> 00:06:15,617 let's just say i have a personal interest 140 00:06:15,617 --> 00:06:17,350 in this particular deal, 141 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,050 so if you're not going, can i borrow your car? 142 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:20,050 whoa, whoa. 143 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:21,317 i'm a good driver. 144 00:06:21,317 --> 00:06:22,683 i didn't say i'm not going. 145 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,850 i just said i'm not planning on going. 146 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,417 i have a low opinion of the guy, 147 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:27,983 but if it's that important to you, 148 00:06:27,983 --> 00:06:30,350 maybe you know something i don't. 149 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:31,350 maybe i should reconsider. 150 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,450 i really like to drive. 151 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:33,450 i'll drive. 152 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,517 i'm happy to drive. 153 00:06:34,517 --> 00:06:36,717 no, no. it's my car. i'll do the driving, ok? 154 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:37,750 ok, great. you drive. 155 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,650 who's going for a drive? are you, chris? 156 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,883 no, not tonight. 157 00:06:40,883 --> 00:06:42,983 when? where? we love to drive. 158 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:44,483 are you going to your house 159 00:06:44,483 --> 00:06:45,483 in the hamptons? 160 00:06:45,483 --> 00:06:47,217 that's fantastic. when are we leaving? 161 00:06:47,217 --> 00:06:48,850 very, very early, much too early for you. 162 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,883 how about noon in the parking garage? 163 00:06:51,883 --> 00:06:53,817 noon is better. we love it! 164 00:06:53,817 --> 00:06:54,817 fantastic! 165 00:06:54,817 --> 00:06:55,817 great. 166 00:06:55,817 --> 00:06:57,317 i'm sorry about that. 167 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,317 that's fausto and renalda squirinizsu. 168 00:06:59,317 --> 00:07:01,550 i give them investment counseling sometimes. 169 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:02,783 they're brazillionaires. 170 00:07:02,783 --> 00:07:05,050 they have breakfast around 2:00 in the afternoon. 171 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,083 we'll never see them again. 172 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,350 good. so i'll see you 173 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:09,017 in the garage at noon. 174 00:07:09,017 --> 00:07:10,017 don't be late. 175 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:11,217 i won't be late. good. 176 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,550 ohhh. 177 00:07:38,883 --> 00:07:40,050 ugh. 178 00:07:52,217 --> 00:07:53,617 morning, mr. thorne. 179 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:55,883 morning, mike. 180 00:07:55,883 --> 00:07:58,050 fun night, huh? 181 00:07:58,050 --> 00:08:00,217 oh, god, i can't do this. 182 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,617 listen, do me a favor, will you? 183 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,617 you know diane lightson? 184 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:05,683 she just moved in. 185 00:08:05,683 --> 00:08:06,950 yes, sir. 23-b? 186 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:09,450 yeah. she'll be down in a couple minutes. 187 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:11,117 tell her i'm too tired, 188 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:12,717 i'm sick, i can't drive her. 189 00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:14,450 give her the car with my compliments. 190 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,450 certainly. 191 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:17,417 i got to get some sleep. 192 00:08:24,283 --> 00:08:26,283 give me the keys, mike. 193 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:37,517 wow! 194 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,917 what a beautiful beemer. 195 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:40,917 good morning. 196 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:44,750 this is a vintage what, 733i? 197 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,083 3.3 liter? 198 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,283 that's right. 199 00:08:48,283 --> 00:08:49,283 had it 2 years, 200 00:08:49,283 --> 00:08:50,317 never been out of manhattan. 201 00:08:50,317 --> 00:08:51,917 really? well, maybe i should drive. 202 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:52,917 i'll drive. 203 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,917 let me get that for you. 204 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:55,917 thank you. 205 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,450 wow... 206 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,217 this is really cherry. 207 00:09:01,217 --> 00:09:02,883 mm-hmm. make yourself comfy. 208 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:05,983 thank you, mike. 209 00:09:05,983 --> 00:09:07,817 hope you feel better, sir. 210 00:09:07,817 --> 00:09:09,683 i feel great. feel fine. 211 00:09:22,983 --> 00:09:24,817 what the fuck... 212 00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:26,483 i don't believe this. 213 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,983 i should have known 214 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,717 a brazillionaire never forgets. 215 00:09:29,717 --> 00:09:32,217 they're not coming with us, are they? 216 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:33,317 look at them. 217 00:09:33,317 --> 00:09:35,383 i can't say no. 218 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,650 chris! 219 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:38,650 chris, dude! 220 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:40,517 you did not think we'd be up so early. 221 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:42,250 had no idea. 222 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,383 hi, chris. 223 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:50,017 chris, where are we going? 224 00:09:50,017 --> 00:09:52,817 we're going to atlantic city. 225 00:09:52,817 --> 00:09:53,983 get in the trunk. 226 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,983 good. we can see the taj mahal. 227 00:09:58,983 --> 00:10:00,050 i love it. 228 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:02,483 they call it the ninth wonder of the world. 229 00:10:02,483 --> 00:10:05,150 we have the fifth in south america, in rio-- 230 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,983 the christ of corcovado. 231 00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:08,483 hi, i'm renalda. 232 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:12,850 this is my brother fausto. 233 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,150 encantado. 234 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:16,050 chris, put this tape on. 235 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,150 let's chanka. 236 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,917 this is nice. 237 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:57,817 so, how long have you been divorced? 238 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,050 4 years. 239 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:06,217 you still love her? 240 00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:08,017 nah. 241 00:11:08,017 --> 00:11:10,017 been over it for... weeks. 242 00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:16,717 chris, this road is such a dull place. 243 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,617 we have a nice little surprise picnic for you. 244 00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:21,617 clean food. 245 00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:23,483 let's take the car into the countryside 246 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,483 for a while. 247 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:25,483 countryside? 248 00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:27,883 this is the jerseyvania triangle. 249 00:11:27,883 --> 00:11:29,450 whole damn place 250 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:30,717 is a mess of burnt-out factories, 251 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:32,050 junkyards, and coal fields. 252 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,550 believe me, i know. 253 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,550 my grandfather was in coal commodities. 254 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:37,217 so let's go and see them. 255 00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,650 no, i don't want to get lost. 256 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:39,717 you won't get lost. 257 00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:40,850 look at all that fancy equipment you've got. 258 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:41,850 take that next road. 259 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,483 let's see if you can use all that shit. 260 00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:45,650 i think we should just keep going. 261 00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:46,883 i don't understand what's the big deal. 262 00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:49,550 we made a nice little surprise picnic for you, 263 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:50,550 you invited us on a drive, 264 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,217 and you aren't driving us where we want. 265 00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:54,217 dude, you could be a better host. 266 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:56,817 ok, listen. how about this? 267 00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:00,450 if it won't take too long, road 329, parallel to the pike. 268 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,483 it crosses the delaware 269 00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:03,750 and then it crosses back here. 270 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,850 there should be beautiful river scenery, 271 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,583 and it won't take us too far out of our way, ok? 272 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,317 it's your dime, lady. 273 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:13,717 oh, this is wonderful. 274 00:12:17,617 --> 00:12:20,117 fausto: i have 2 big mangoes! 275 00:12:20,117 --> 00:12:21,617 do you like mangoes? 276 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:25,283 renalda: oh, yes! he has mangoes, cheese. 277 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:27,983 oh, this is going to be wonderful! 278 00:12:27,983 --> 00:12:30,983 fausto, i don't want to stop here. 279 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,283 keep going. 280 00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,383 pull over to a vista. 281 00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:42,283 renalda: oh, look! a village. 282 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:01,650 morning. 283 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,850 sell pork bellies, buy gold. 284 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:07,217 oh, jesus! 285 00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:08,350 oh, chris, look out! 286 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,650 what is that, a vent pipe? 287 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,850 fausto: what do you want to do, get out and kiss it? 288 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:18,550 renalda: it smells. it stinks. go, go. 289 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:19,850 nice town, huh? 290 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:26,083 evel knievel and mr. clean. 291 00:13:53,217 --> 00:13:55,017 renalda: oh, this is better. 292 00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:56,017 pull over. 293 00:13:56,017 --> 00:13:57,583 i like it here. i'm hungry. 294 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,083 let's eat right now. 295 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,850 let's open the whole thing up now. 296 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:03,683 i don't see butter. 297 00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:05,217 what do you mean? 298 00:14:05,217 --> 00:14:07,217 i didn't forget the butter. 299 00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:10,017 antonio the butler forgot the butter, 300 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,017 not me. 301 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,517 chris, do you want a drink? 302 00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:14,517 no. 303 00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:15,517 diana, smile! 304 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,217 this is a nice road. 305 00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:19,017 oh, yeah. chris, chris, smile. 306 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,017 i got you in the mirror. 307 00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:21,017 smile! 308 00:14:21,017 --> 00:14:22,283 oh, no. a cop. 309 00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:25,050 were you speeding? 310 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,317 65. that's the national speed limit. 311 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:29,650 well, not everywhere. it said 50 back there. 312 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,017 50? 313 00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:32,783 why didn't you tell me? 314 00:14:32,783 --> 00:14:35,517 you don't have to stop. 315 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,650 what? right. 316 00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:37,650 let's get out the guns 317 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:38,650 and blow out his front tires. 318 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:40,483 are you crazy? 319 00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:41,817 of course i'm going to stop. 320 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:43,850 what are you talking about, dude? 321 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,783 this is a provincial cop, man. 322 00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:48,117 with this car, you could easily get away from him. 323 00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:50,283 let's see if we could do 90. 324 00:14:50,283 --> 00:14:51,817 are you kidding? this baby will do 130. 325 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:53,050 so let's do it! 326 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,350 good. go, chris. 327 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,217 thorne, for christ's sake, go. 328 00:14:56,217 --> 00:14:57,783 go, man. 329 00:14:57,783 --> 00:15:00,050 you wimp chicken, let's go! 330 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,583 hit it! push it! 331 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,983 this is a little goddamn hamlet. 332 00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:04,983 chris, go! 333 00:15:04,983 --> 00:15:05,983 here we go. 334 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,783 push it! 335 00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:13,517 i don't know about this. i don't know. 336 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,850 go, chris. come on, chris, go. 337 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,683 don't be scared. push it! 338 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:22,683 we're winning! 339 00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:25,217 you have a bmw. act like it. 340 00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:31,483 faster! 341 00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:34,417 now i think you may be breaking the law. 342 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,583 forget the law! 343 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,983 oh, but it is smooth, isn't it? 344 00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:50,617 jeez. he's got a fast car, too. 345 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,217 oh, sh... 346 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,750 chris, chris, move it. 347 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,750 for christ's sakes, move it, chris. 348 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,017 uh, maybe we better stop. 349 00:15:58,017 --> 00:15:59,250 no. 350 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,883 no, i think i can lose him. 351 00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,650 cop: pull your vehicle over now, please. 352 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,717 pull over now. 353 00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:15,583 what the hell is that? 354 00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,617 detour! 355 00:16:20,617 --> 00:16:22,050 chris, watch out! 356 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,583 here we go! 357 00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:27,217 whoa! 358 00:16:36,317 --> 00:16:37,717 he still with us? 359 00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,217 uh-oh. 360 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,317 where the hell are we? 361 00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,217 go to the left! 362 00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:52,983 oh, shit! 363 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,550 be careful on this side! 364 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,483 i'll do the driving, all right? 365 00:16:58,483 --> 00:16:59,617 just get over! 366 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,517 just get to the right! 367 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,950 blah blah gabby gab gab. 368 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:08,950 will you be quiet, fausto? 369 00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:10,050 just let me drive. 370 00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:13,883 sir, this is a heavily traveled 371 00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:14,917 industrial artery. 372 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:17,217 these trucks own this road. 373 00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:20,083 oh, man. i just want to get to atlantic city. 374 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,417 sir... 375 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,417 these speeds are not advisable through here. 376 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,850 tienes dolares? 377 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,050 oh, no! 378 00:17:49,717 --> 00:17:51,083 everybody relax. 379 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,350 all they can do is cite me and hand me a bunch of tickets. 380 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:54,950 i'll pay them, and we'll be on our way 381 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,850 back to the turnpike. 382 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,117 oh, i see. 383 00:17:58,117 --> 00:17:59,850 it's all my fault now. 384 00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:18,217 folks, meet andy griffith. 385 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,683 good afternoon. 386 00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:26,250 driver, step outside the car, please. 387 00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:33,617 was i speeding? i'm sorry. 388 00:18:33,617 --> 00:18:36,217 i wasn't sure you were a real cop, 389 00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:37,217 and please, 390 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,217 i mean that in a complimentary sense. 391 00:18:39,217 --> 00:18:40,483 that's ok. there's no law 392 00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:42,617 against having a sense of humor. 393 00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:43,783 now turn around, 394 00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:45,383 put your hands on the roof of the car, please, sir. 395 00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:47,383 there you go, sir. spread 'em. 396 00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:49,350 oh, come on, now. "spread 'em"? 397 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:50,683 ow! yeah, that's nice. 398 00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:51,917 the lower back, please. 399 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,883 check the prostate. that's nice. 400 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,750 oh! all right, thank you. 401 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,317 i got an itch right up in there. 402 00:18:57,317 --> 00:18:58,350 that's good. thank you. 403 00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,750 not today, sir. 404 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,117 turn around. may i see your license, 405 00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:04,783 registration, and insurance, please? 406 00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:06,083 what's the charge? 407 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,350 you were speeding, 408 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,850 but that's not why i began to follow you. 409 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,250 back there in the village, you failed to make a full stop 410 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,283 at the intersection. 411 00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,217 oh, really? 412 00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:17,217 oh, i didn't even notice. 413 00:19:17,217 --> 00:19:20,283 well, that's the initial reason why i followed you 414 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,617 and why you're under arrest now. 415 00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,417 the speeding and reckless evasion 416 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:24,517 will be overlooked 417 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:25,550 if you cooperate now 418 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,083 and quietly get in your car and follow me. 419 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,083 clear? 420 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,683 sir, wait a minute. 421 00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:31,283 this may be... valkenvania, 422 00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:33,283 but it is still america, 423 00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:34,517 and we have an appointment 424 00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:35,517 in atlantic city, 425 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:38,217 so we'd just like to get going. 426 00:19:38,217 --> 00:19:39,883 will you just write a ticket here, 427 00:19:39,883 --> 00:19:40,883 or we could settle it 428 00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,350 some other way, perhaps? 429 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,483 step back, please. 430 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,817 i understand, sir, 431 00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:49,350 but that's not the way things work around here. 432 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,083 you're gonna have to follow me a ways to the reeve, 433 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,850 then it's up to him how we proceed. 434 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:54,850 reeve? 435 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:57,017 the local justice of the peace. 436 00:19:57,017 --> 00:19:59,917 now, i'm planning not to mention the speeding to him, 437 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,917 so i suggest you come quietly and immediately, 438 00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:04,383 unless you want more trouble 439 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,817 than you're already gargling. 440 00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,283 what's that beeping? 441 00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:39,250 it means we're off the map on this cartridge. 442 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,683 what time does suntz start the hype? 443 00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:42,983 6:00. it's 3:30 now. 444 00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:46,450 we can still make it if you just let me do the talking. 445 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:07,883 look at this metal sculpture. 446 00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,983 they must be into folk art. 447 00:21:09,983 --> 00:21:11,383 folk 'em. 448 00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:16,317 what is that, music? 449 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,983 they're piping in music. 450 00:21:29,983 --> 00:21:32,250 "enjoy your stay." 451 00:21:33,983 --> 00:21:35,983 what is this place? 452 00:21:35,983 --> 00:21:38,750 my god. 453 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,817 so that's where they buried flipper. 454 00:21:42,817 --> 00:21:44,650 renalda and fausto: flipper's dead? 455 00:21:49,217 --> 00:21:51,883 "village j.p." 456 00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:53,883 "shire reeve." 457 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:56,550 it's like robin hood-- "be polite." 458 00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:57,683 hmm. 459 00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,217 oh... 460 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,450 and no cussing. 461 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,450 shit. 462 00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,650 wow. 463 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,050 look at all these toasters. 464 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:09,250 fausto: there is a negativity about this place. 465 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,550 "valkenheiser salvage. 466 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,217 trespassers will be shot." 467 00:22:37,217 --> 00:22:39,217 oh, come on. 468 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,117 fausto: there's a funky karma here, man. 469 00:22:45,117 --> 00:22:47,250 diane: is this a joke? 470 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,850 renalda: iy, iy, iy, i hope so, 471 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:51,850 because i don't think i like it here at all. 472 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,850 christ: where the hell are we? 473 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,850 listen, do we have to get out here? 474 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:59,217 "valkenvania courts and schools, 1898." 475 00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:01,283 fausto: valkenvania. 476 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,217 hi. 477 00:23:24,117 --> 00:23:25,450 file in. 478 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:26,783 reassemble. 479 00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:31,217 lucy, i'm home! 480 00:23:32,450 --> 00:23:34,950 oh, yeah. it's old, it's old. 481 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:36,483 right this way, folks. 482 00:23:41,617 --> 00:23:44,117 wait. i'm entitled to one phone call. 483 00:23:44,117 --> 00:23:46,617 surely. and you're more than welcome to make one 484 00:23:46,617 --> 00:23:48,283 if we had a phone. 485 00:23:48,283 --> 00:23:49,950 there's one in my car. 486 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,450 your car's been impounded. 487 00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:52,950 impounded? already? 488 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,950 step up to the railing. 489 00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:55,950 please. 490 00:24:00,883 --> 00:24:03,283 may i have your i.d.s, everyone, please? 491 00:24:03,283 --> 00:24:04,517 i already have yours, mr. thorne. 492 00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:06,017 thank you, thank you. 493 00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:07,883 these trials usually last 494 00:24:07,883 --> 00:24:08,883 only a couple of minutes. 495 00:24:12,983 --> 00:24:15,417 revolving district court 496 00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:16,983 for the village and shire of valkenvania 497 00:24:16,983 --> 00:24:18,483 is now in order! 498 00:24:18,483 --> 00:24:22,017 the honorable reeve alvin valkenheiser presides. 499 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:53,283 ok, dennis, give me their licenses, i.d., 500 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,283 toll tickets, report cards, notes from the teacher. 501 00:24:56,283 --> 00:24:58,117 here you go, judge. 502 00:24:58,117 --> 00:24:59,717 traffic violation. 503 00:24:59,717 --> 00:25:01,683 contravention of village bylaw 23-- 504 00:25:01,683 --> 00:25:03,683 failing in the execution of a full stop 505 00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:05,217 at a place so marked. 506 00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:07,450 i recommend fine, bond, and release. 507 00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:11,450 what else you want to do for 'em, bake 'em a pie? 508 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:13,283 all right here... 509 00:25:13,283 --> 00:25:15,350 who's christopher lawrence thorne? 510 00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:16,683 that's me, your honor. 511 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:17,883 thorne financial publishing, 512 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:18,883 water street, new york. 513 00:25:18,883 --> 00:25:20,050 ok. 514 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:21,417 banker? 515 00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:23,417 no, no, no. banker, no. 516 00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:24,583 financial publishing. 517 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,217 thorne's weekly? 518 00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:27,350 ok. banker. 519 00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:29,583 oh, here. 520 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,550 well, look at this. passports. 521 00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:33,050 i will have you know 522 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:35,383 that my brother fausto and i 523 00:25:35,383 --> 00:25:37,383 enjoy diplomatic immunity in this country. 524 00:25:37,383 --> 00:25:40,217 ok, well, uh... 525 00:25:40,217 --> 00:25:46,250 and you are the fausto and renalda... 526 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:49,983 squi-ri-ni... 527 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:53,817 squiriniz... 528 00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:56,217 siz--siz--sizwi. sizwi? 529 00:25:56,217 --> 00:25:57,750 friends of the bride. 530 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,750 yeah, that's right. 531 00:25:58,750 --> 00:25:59,750 we all want to get married. 532 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,317 no, sir. no wedding. moving violation-- 533 00:26:02,317 --> 00:26:03,817 failure to stop. 534 00:26:03,817 --> 00:26:05,583 let's just be quiet 535 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:06,883 and let him do his little thing, 536 00:26:06,883 --> 00:26:08,050 and we'll be on our way. 537 00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:10,817 oh, i will let you be on your way, 538 00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:13,483 when the cat's eyes will spin! 539 00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:14,517 now, listen! 540 00:26:14,517 --> 00:26:15,583 ok. 541 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:16,583 we'll listen. 542 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,217 hey, hey, ho, ho! 543 00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:22,683 ha ha ha! 544 00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:24,650 hula, hula, hula, the boola, boola, boola! 545 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,017 look who's got the front seats 546 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:27,550 at the mexican hat dance now. 547 00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:30,050 just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake. 548 00:26:32,017 --> 00:26:33,350 you might be interested to know 549 00:26:33,350 --> 00:26:35,217 that you are not under the jurisdiction 550 00:26:35,217 --> 00:26:36,517 of just any old fishing license dispenser 551 00:26:36,517 --> 00:26:38,583 and stamp-pad jockey! 552 00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:41,983 we've always been set to deal with the offenders 553 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:43,383 once and for all at their first appearance, 554 00:26:43,383 --> 00:26:46,750 quick as sump grease through a 10-year-old goose. 555 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,217 congratulations. i'm glad to know 556 00:26:48,217 --> 00:26:50,317 things are running smoothly for you. 557 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,883 put out that dog rocket! 558 00:26:51,883 --> 00:26:53,050 sir, sorry. 559 00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:56,050 in 1796, my forefathers established this seat 560 00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:59,217 after the tenets of the old shire charter. 561 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,450 shire charter? 562 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:03,450 excuse me, sir, that's pre-magna carta. 563 00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:05,450 i mean, serfdom and fiefdom stuff. 564 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:07,217 very good, young lady. 565 00:27:07,217 --> 00:27:10,650 you and i ought to spend a little more time together. 566 00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:12,483 well, i-i'd like that. 567 00:27:12,483 --> 00:27:15,350 would you? well, then, 568 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:16,483 more on how they packed me off 569 00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:17,817 to farmers' mechanics' university 570 00:27:17,817 --> 00:27:20,717 in gracefield, ohio, for my engineering degree... 571 00:27:20,717 --> 00:27:25,017 and how i fought the germans in world war i later, 572 00:27:25,017 --> 00:27:26,017 but for now-- 573 00:27:26,017 --> 00:27:28,017 later? wait! whoa! no later. 574 00:27:28,017 --> 00:27:29,850 wait a minute. what is this shit? 575 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:31,417 sir, no cussing in court! 576 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:32,717 we don't want to hear the story of your life. 577 00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,383 we just want to pay and get the hell out! 578 00:27:34,383 --> 00:27:35,650 i'm sorry, judge. 579 00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,217 well, look at him. he's going on and on! 580 00:27:37,217 --> 00:27:38,550 this court herewith binds you over 581 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,550 for a further appearance 582 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:41,283 to be held at 4:00 tomorrow afternoon. 583 00:27:41,283 --> 00:27:42,617 we so deem for the public and common good 584 00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:45,217 that you be confined herein, so for now... 585 00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:47,683 good night, irene! 586 00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:48,950 aah! aah! 587 00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:51,817 iay! 588 00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:52,983 what's this? 589 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,350 what's the point in that? 590 00:27:57,350 --> 00:27:58,717 they're clean. 591 00:27:58,717 --> 00:28:00,583 no drugs, no guns, nothing. 592 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:03,083 just another batch of hot-pistol, 593 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,417 lily-white city chickens 594 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,783 to run through grandpa alvin's trick house. 595 00:28:06,783 --> 00:28:08,350 when i'm gone, you'll be reeve. 596 00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:09,717 you can run things any way you want. 597 00:28:09,717 --> 00:28:12,217 till then, just do your job. 598 00:28:12,217 --> 00:28:13,717 so help me, i'll cut you out of the will. 599 00:28:13,717 --> 00:28:15,317 you won't get so much as flossie the nag. 600 00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:17,450 i always do my job, and you know it. 601 00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:18,483 and i don't mind letting you know 602 00:28:18,483 --> 00:28:19,850 my duties end right here at this bench. 603 00:28:19,850 --> 00:28:21,850 oh, fine. go suck a bug. 604 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:25,350 are you ok? 605 00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:28,350 what are we going to do? 606 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,283 oh, fausto. 607 00:28:30,283 --> 00:28:31,817 what was that for? 608 00:28:31,817 --> 00:28:33,517 how could you be so insensitive? 609 00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:35,517 what are you talking about? 610 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:37,817 you better do something about this. 611 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,350 you're pulling on my coat. now, cool it! 612 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:41,383 i had us out of here! 613 00:28:41,383 --> 00:28:44,983 then you had to go and open your big mouth. 614 00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:46,283 you had us out of here? 615 00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:48,350 we would've been here another 2 hours 616 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:50,417 listening to the history of the valkenburger farm, 617 00:28:50,417 --> 00:28:51,717 or wherever the hell we are! 618 00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:53,450 i knew i couldn't depend on you. 619 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:54,950 listen, i don't need this! 620 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:57,950 i was just trying to drive us to atlantic city for you! 621 00:28:57,950 --> 00:28:59,217 oh, is that right? 622 00:28:59,217 --> 00:29:00,217 yeah! 623 00:29:00,217 --> 00:29:02,717 you're no longer our financial advisor! 624 00:29:02,717 --> 00:29:04,283 you're fired! 625 00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:05,783 shut up! shut up! 626 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,283 miami, baby, here we come. 627 00:29:13,283 --> 00:29:14,783 here, take this. 628 00:29:14,783 --> 00:29:18,483 have they got a jacuzzi in this place, huh? 629 00:29:18,483 --> 00:29:19,483 * get down * 630 00:29:19,483 --> 00:29:20,717 * to the pavement * 631 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,450 * get down * 632 00:29:24,050 --> 00:29:26,617 * funky and mysterious * 633 00:29:26,617 --> 00:29:31,217 * some people live in little grooves * 634 00:29:32,317 --> 00:29:33,817 we got company. 635 00:29:33,817 --> 00:29:34,983 want this? 636 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,217 not now. 637 00:29:36,217 --> 00:29:37,317 oh, shit. 638 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:40,317 shit! pass it back. get rid of this. 639 00:29:40,317 --> 00:29:41,883 give me that. 640 00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,050 here, take that. 641 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,217 arty, don't give your real license again. 642 00:29:46,217 --> 00:29:47,483 don't worry. i'll take care of it. 643 00:29:54,783 --> 00:29:56,283 where's the pot? 644 00:29:56,283 --> 00:29:57,783 would you shut up? 645 00:29:57,783 --> 00:29:58,783 pass it to me. 646 00:29:58,783 --> 00:30:01,217 no! it's under the seat. shut up. 647 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:06,117 shut up. 648 00:30:08,383 --> 00:30:09,717 my god. 649 00:30:09,717 --> 00:30:10,717 good evening. 650 00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:12,917 driver, step out of the car, please. 651 00:30:14,917 --> 00:30:16,917 good evening, officer. 652 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,150 chief. 653 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,417 driver's license, registration, 654 00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:24,717 insurance and fitness certificate, please. 655 00:30:33,617 --> 00:30:35,517 ok, arthur... 656 00:30:35,517 --> 00:30:37,050 have you been drinking tonight, son? 657 00:30:37,050 --> 00:30:39,117 i had a couple. so what? i'm fine. 658 00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:40,883 i'm afraid you'll have to blow. 659 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,183 blow you to get out of a ticket? 660 00:30:43,183 --> 00:30:44,383 forget it. 661 00:30:44,383 --> 00:30:45,717 that's not funny. 662 00:30:45,717 --> 00:30:48,050 i meant you'll have to use a breathalyzer. 663 00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,550 i'll blow him. 664 00:30:50,817 --> 00:30:52,283 maybe later... 665 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,450 next century. 666 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:54,950 let's go, son. 667 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:56,383 oh, come on, officer. 668 00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:05,350 you blew double drunk within village limits. 669 00:31:05,350 --> 00:31:06,850 you're going with me. 670 00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:09,550 sure. whatever you say, officer. 671 00:31:09,550 --> 00:31:12,117 say good night, copper. 672 00:31:12,117 --> 00:31:14,483 please, please, no. 673 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,350 don't kill me. 674 00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:18,850 chiefy, pal, 675 00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:20,850 i was only kidding. 676 00:31:22,783 --> 00:31:24,450 ok. 677 00:31:30,783 --> 00:31:32,417 my god! 678 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,883 will you look at his face? 679 00:31:33,883 --> 00:31:35,383 is that nose rubber? 680 00:31:35,383 --> 00:31:38,283 hey, i don't want you. i want judge wapner. 681 00:31:40,217 --> 00:31:43,383 i have to plead the fifth dimension. 682 00:31:43,383 --> 00:31:46,283 ok. ok. well, let's see here. 683 00:31:46,283 --> 00:31:49,283 we got your crack and ice cocaine here. 684 00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:52,617 you got your pills, your vials of coke, 685 00:31:52,617 --> 00:31:54,450 snorters, pipes, and grinders. 686 00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:56,450 you got your gun here. 687 00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:59,217 you got your switchblade knives. 688 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:02,317 since you're all having a whirl of a time 689 00:32:02,317 --> 00:32:03,783 on some some kind of a hopped-up date, 690 00:32:03,783 --> 00:32:06,450 i believe we can get this over relatively simply 691 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:07,750 and have you people on your way, 692 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,750 so step forward to the bench, please. 693 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,050 hey, see that? 694 00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,250 thanks for understanding, judge. 695 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,017 you know what i'm saying? 696 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:15,817 you take care of this. 697 00:32:15,817 --> 00:32:17,317 i'm gonna go out for a smoke. 698 00:32:17,317 --> 00:32:18,317 go for a smoke? 699 00:32:18,317 --> 00:32:20,217 dennis, they've got guns, drugs. 700 00:32:20,217 --> 00:32:21,783 one of them tried to kill you. 701 00:32:21,783 --> 00:32:22,783 i'm staying to watch. 702 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,817 i hereby find all parties culpable 703 00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:28,117 in these matters as charged, 704 00:32:28,117 --> 00:32:29,250 and so choose to inveigh the maximum levy 705 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:30,750 for these violations, 706 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,250 and do therefore deem that you be conveyed 707 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,750 to a wholly awful place of execution 708 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,783 wherein you shall be put to death. 709 00:32:40,483 --> 00:32:42,350 oh! oh! 710 00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:48,750 aah! aah! 711 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:50,750 que es eso? 712 00:32:52,683 --> 00:32:54,217 what's going on? 713 00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:59,317 heh heh! 714 00:32:59,317 --> 00:33:00,650 yeah. 715 00:33:18,283 --> 00:33:20,283 what's going on here, huh? 716 00:33:20,283 --> 00:33:24,017 i'll give you all your coke, your grinders, your spoons, 717 00:33:24,017 --> 00:33:26,283 and pot and guns and knives back to you 718 00:33:26,283 --> 00:33:28,883 when you come out the other end. 719 00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:30,917 * goin' down * 720 00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:32,217 * bonestripper * 721 00:33:32,217 --> 00:33:34,083 * you don't know what you're gonna do * 722 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:36,217 * you're in a mess, you're goin' down * 723 00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:39,317 * bonestripper * 724 00:33:56,483 --> 00:33:59,883 hee hee heh ha ho ho! 725 00:33:59,883 --> 00:34:01,983 look, i'm sure these are reasonable people. 726 00:34:01,983 --> 00:34:04,617 they'll have to entertain some kind of an offer. 727 00:34:08,217 --> 00:34:09,350 they're coming. 728 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:12,650 ok, folks. 729 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:16,117 git up here for supper. 730 00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:19,817 see? they're reasonable people-- 731 00:34:19,817 --> 00:34:20,983 supper. 732 00:34:20,983 --> 00:34:22,217 supper. 733 00:34:22,217 --> 00:34:23,650 little white wine, arugala salad, 734 00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:24,917 maybe some pasta. 735 00:34:49,817 --> 00:34:51,317 welcome to supper. 736 00:34:53,617 --> 00:34:55,750 how about a nice hawaiian punch? 737 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:06,383 thank you, judge. 738 00:35:06,383 --> 00:35:07,883 you know, there's nothing better 739 00:35:07,883 --> 00:35:11,383 at the end of a long day on the road 740 00:35:11,383 --> 00:35:12,750 than nice warm of hawaiian punch. 741 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:19,117 here's to good friends. 742 00:35:24,217 --> 00:35:25,850 does he treat all traffic violators 743 00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:26,883 this graciously? 744 00:35:26,883 --> 00:35:28,983 only the ones he takes special interest in, 745 00:35:28,983 --> 00:35:29,983 like bankers. 746 00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:33,650 ants on a log, ma'am? 747 00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:34,650 uh... 748 00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:35,650 mm-hmm. 749 00:35:37,217 --> 00:35:38,750 yeah, i'd... 750 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:39,917 love one. 751 00:35:41,883 --> 00:35:43,050 cousin? 752 00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:45,050 oh, ants. oh, yeah, sure. 753 00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:02,950 oh. 754 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,050 folks. 755 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:08,717 i'd like to introduce my granddaughter eldona, 756 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:11,450 she's single 757 00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:14,517 and the best class "a" mechanic in 5 states. 758 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,217 she's adorable, judge. 759 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,350 she'd make an ideal wife, too. 760 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,217 genuine wage-earner, 761 00:36:20,217 --> 00:36:21,950 struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap. 762 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,217 my kind of woman. 763 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,817 i think the two of you would make a perfect couple. 764 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:28,517 hmm. 765 00:36:30,383 --> 00:36:32,383 you look pretty this evening, sister. 766 00:36:32,383 --> 00:36:34,350 doing something different with your hair? 767 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:42,950 eldona, would you please prepare the meal? 768 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,617 thank you, dear. 769 00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:47,650 hmm. 770 00:36:53,217 --> 00:36:54,983 want to see the wine list? 771 00:36:54,983 --> 00:36:56,217 young man! 772 00:36:56,217 --> 00:36:57,650 it is basic human politeness 773 00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,650 to share your conversation with the whole table. 774 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,217 so what's on your brain? 775 00:37:03,683 --> 00:37:05,017 nothing. i was just thinking 776 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:06,650 you've got enough vintage steel 777 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:08,650 to make a few thousand toyotas. 778 00:37:08,650 --> 00:37:10,283 ever think of selling the whole place 779 00:37:10,283 --> 00:37:11,650 to the japanese? 780 00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:13,817 there you go! does the pope wear a hat? 781 00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:15,517 was sergeant york's mother an angel? 782 00:37:15,517 --> 00:37:17,383 and will a banker grope for money? 783 00:37:17,383 --> 00:37:19,217 i'm not a banker. i'm a financial publisher. 784 00:37:19,217 --> 00:37:21,217 all i know is in '17 785 00:37:21,217 --> 00:37:22,917 after they shipped me off to fight, 786 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,817 some new york financier rolled in here one day 787 00:37:25,817 --> 00:37:27,650 and hoglowdered and tubwangled my grandfather 788 00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:29,817 into mining the whole place out 789 00:37:29,817 --> 00:37:32,217 in exchange for shares in something called 790 00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,917 the united coke company. 791 00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:37,383 do you know what those stock certificates 792 00:37:37,383 --> 00:37:38,917 are worth today? 793 00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:41,417 just about the finest outhouse wallpaper 794 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:42,717 you've ever seen! 795 00:37:44,217 --> 00:37:45,650 we were forced to become 796 00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:47,350 what you drove through today, 797 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:49,417 a burnt-out coal field, 798 00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:50,917 the biggest icebox graveyard 799 00:37:50,917 --> 00:37:54,517 east of the ohio foundry belt. 800 00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:57,217 and that's why i never let a banker go. 801 00:37:58,517 --> 00:38:01,083 so your grandpa made a lousy deal. 802 00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,517 is that our problem? 803 00:38:02,517 --> 00:38:07,250 judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story. 804 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,283 i believe it is. 805 00:38:08,283 --> 00:38:10,283 you should do a book. 806 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:15,650 how do you like your dog, folks? 807 00:38:19,783 --> 00:38:22,250 they're serving dog? 808 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,250 oh, no, no. hot dogs-- 809 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,650 dutch country herefords, prize-winners. 810 00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:28,417 hot dog. 811 00:38:28,417 --> 00:38:29,917 stadium franks, like they had 812 00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:32,650 before they brought in night games. 813 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:34,050 hmm? 814 00:38:43,817 --> 00:38:45,217 ok. let's eat. 815 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:11,883 * from the great atlantic ocean * 816 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,483 * to the white pacific shores * 817 00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:14,950 * from the big 'ol toy mountain * 818 00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:18,283 * to the cow towns on the shores-- * 819 00:39:22,217 --> 00:39:23,750 here's how i like 'em, 820 00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:25,950 and i suggest you have 'em the same way. 821 00:39:37,517 --> 00:39:39,017 go ahead, there, folks. 822 00:39:39,017 --> 00:39:41,117 fix yourself up a couple of dogs. 823 00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:47,983 * listen to the jingles * 824 00:39:47,983 --> 00:39:49,750 * the rumbles, and the roars * 825 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:52,817 * as you glide along with the old banjo * 826 00:39:52,817 --> 00:39:54,783 * hear the mighty rush of the engines * 827 00:39:54,783 --> 00:39:56,083 * hear the lonesome hobo's song * 828 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:57,617 * as it rambles across the country * 829 00:39:57,617 --> 00:39:59,550 * on that wabash cannonball * 830 00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:01,383 * get aboard... * 831 00:40:14,117 --> 00:40:15,817 wha... 832 00:40:15,817 --> 00:40:17,917 what was that? 833 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,750 just a mine fire... 834 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,083 burnin' since 1926. 835 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,017 nothing that will cause us to interrupt our meal. 836 00:40:25,017 --> 00:40:26,350 he hopes. 837 00:40:27,350 --> 00:40:28,750 come on now! 838 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:31,617 mix up them condiments the way i do! 839 00:40:35,783 --> 00:40:37,517 * listen to the jingles * 840 00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:39,117 * the rumbles, and the roars * 841 00:40:39,117 --> 00:40:42,183 * as you glide along with the old banjo * 842 00:40:42,183 --> 00:40:44,483 * hear the mighty rush of the engines-- * 843 00:40:45,483 --> 00:40:46,783 that's enough. 844 00:40:46,783 --> 00:40:49,350 i'm going to flip out. get me behind me, baby. 845 00:40:50,717 --> 00:40:53,350 you people are sick, wicked, 846 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:57,283 funky, misanthropic, codependent animals! 847 00:40:57,283 --> 00:40:59,283 i won't have my sister, 848 00:40:59,283 --> 00:41:01,850 who was once the queen of the mardi gras, 849 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,350 sitting at a table 850 00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:05,350 with a pickle-shooting train! 851 00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:07,750 he's right. we got to go. 852 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:08,917 iay! 853 00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:10,083 fine. 854 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,550 come on, baby. 855 00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:24,217 priscilla, put that up. use the dogs. 856 00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:25,683 run! run! 857 00:41:31,883 --> 00:41:34,483 take your hand off her! 858 00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:35,650 oh! 859 00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:37,217 that's more like it. 860 00:41:39,383 --> 00:41:41,883 eldona, if you would please show them 861 00:41:41,883 --> 00:41:42,883 to their room. 862 00:41:42,883 --> 00:41:44,050 ow! 863 00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:45,217 easy. 864 00:41:45,217 --> 00:41:47,217 where do you work out? 865 00:41:47,217 --> 00:41:48,383 ugh! 866 00:41:50,283 --> 00:41:52,283 those people have no dignity! 867 00:41:52,283 --> 00:41:53,783 fausto, you were a hero! 868 00:41:53,783 --> 00:41:57,283 oh, fausto, and they had such ugly, ugly food! 869 00:41:57,283 --> 00:42:00,950 oh, fausto, what is that smell? 870 00:42:02,017 --> 00:42:04,017 it smells like sao paulo. 871 00:42:04,017 --> 00:42:05,217 toxics! 872 00:42:05,217 --> 00:42:06,350 toxics! 873 00:42:06,350 --> 00:42:08,350 we've got to swim through that. 874 00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:11,350 oh, no! fausto, you're not going to make me 875 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:15,017 swim through toxics. i cannot believe it! 876 00:42:15,017 --> 00:42:16,350 we've got to get to the freeway! 877 00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:18,850 we've got to get to the freeway. 878 00:42:18,850 --> 00:42:20,350 i don't deserve this. 879 00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:21,517 close your mouth. 880 00:42:21,517 --> 00:42:23,217 ok. 881 00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:24,683 oh, let me go! 882 00:42:24,683 --> 00:42:25,983 aah! 883 00:42:27,217 --> 00:42:28,350 aah! 884 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:33,217 fausto! 885 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,717 come on. come on. 886 00:42:47,217 --> 00:42:49,983 you haven't got the correct time, have you? 887 00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:51,017 my watch is slow. 888 00:42:54,317 --> 00:42:55,483 ooh! 889 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:04,783 hmm! 890 00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:09,850 let me see if i can get a fire started. 891 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,683 fausto, we did it. 892 00:43:15,683 --> 00:43:17,217 we did it! 893 00:43:17,217 --> 00:43:18,350 we did it, man! 894 00:43:18,350 --> 00:43:19,850 we did it! 895 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:21,917 carlo rossi to the bahamas, man. 896 00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:23,850 we're going to the bahamas! 897 00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:25,350 having a nice time. 898 00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:26,850 iay! let's find a road. 899 00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:28,850 we hitchhike to a truck. 900 00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:32,083 ok, we hitchhike. that is completely... 901 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:35,250 congratulations, folks. 902 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:37,717 you made it across our gully. 903 00:43:37,717 --> 00:43:39,950 you should get a prize. 904 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,750 please, let us go. let our friends go. 905 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,750 we're rich. we'll give you anything. 906 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:45,750 solvent. 907 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:46,750 liquid. 908 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:47,850 rich. 909 00:43:47,850 --> 00:43:49,850 what am i gonna do with money? 910 00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:52,850 all i do is work for the reeve since i was 8. 911 00:43:52,850 --> 00:43:54,883 i got free room and board. 912 00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:56,617 only you have the power 913 00:43:56,617 --> 00:43:57,883 to help us. 914 00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:04,050 dude, it looks like you need 915 00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:06,217 a nice couple of weeks holiday, 916 00:44:06,217 --> 00:44:07,217 you know? 917 00:44:07,217 --> 00:44:08,383 nice. 918 00:44:08,383 --> 00:44:11,083 time off from your job. 919 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,283 you peeled the correct banana there. 920 00:44:14,283 --> 00:44:15,450 leisure time. 921 00:44:15,450 --> 00:44:16,650 kick back. 922 00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:17,817 nice. 923 00:44:17,817 --> 00:44:18,983 fish tacos. 924 00:44:22,817 --> 00:44:24,917 quick, hide. 925 00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:26,417 come on. it's my cousin, 926 00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:28,417 the original all-purpose ditch-witch. 927 00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:29,817 hide. get down. 928 00:44:29,817 --> 00:44:31,817 all this is about some hustler 929 00:44:31,817 --> 00:44:33,817 who dumped on you, right? 930 00:44:33,817 --> 00:44:35,350 isn't it? 931 00:44:35,350 --> 00:44:37,983 well, what about suntz? 932 00:44:37,983 --> 00:44:39,217 really. 933 00:44:41,817 --> 00:44:43,817 what were you planning on doing 934 00:44:43,817 --> 00:44:45,017 when you got down to atlantic city 935 00:44:45,017 --> 00:44:46,483 and confronted him? 936 00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,350 slap his face in front of a roomful of investors? 937 00:44:48,350 --> 00:44:50,550 that's a hell of a way to break up with a guy. 938 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:57,217 so you picked the wrong guy. 939 00:44:57,217 --> 00:44:59,383 happens to the best of us. 940 00:45:01,883 --> 00:45:03,383 i've been through this. 941 00:45:05,217 --> 00:45:08,217 you know, when it comes to love, 942 00:45:08,217 --> 00:45:09,717 there's no accounting for taste. 943 00:45:09,717 --> 00:45:11,717 hell, i used to be married 944 00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:13,217 to imelda marcos. 945 00:45:14,717 --> 00:45:17,217 you don't have to put yourself through this. 946 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:20,217 a guy like that's gonna bury himself anyway. 947 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:21,717 he doesn't deserve you. 948 00:45:21,717 --> 00:45:22,717 you're too good for him. 949 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:27,917 i'm just such a jerk. 950 00:45:27,917 --> 00:45:32,750 i mean, why do i always pick the wrong guy? 951 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,250 i mean, i'm... 952 00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,017 i'm so trusting... 953 00:45:39,017 --> 00:45:40,517 and so gullible. 954 00:45:40,517 --> 00:45:45,717 i mean, i don't know why i'm such a pushover. 955 00:45:45,717 --> 00:45:48,717 i mean, i'm such a sucker. 956 00:45:48,717 --> 00:45:49,883 mmm. 957 00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:51,217 mmm. 958 00:45:51,217 --> 00:45:54,217 i just love a pretty face. 959 00:45:54,217 --> 00:45:55,383 oh. 960 00:45:55,383 --> 00:45:57,217 oh, it's so... 961 00:45:57,217 --> 00:45:59,217 oh, it's so embarrassing. 962 00:46:02,283 --> 00:46:03,450 oh! 963 00:46:03,450 --> 00:46:04,617 ooh! 964 00:46:04,617 --> 00:46:06,217 i better lie down. 965 00:46:07,283 --> 00:46:09,283 oh, you're nothing but trouble. 966 00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:10,883 ooh! 967 00:47:03,383 --> 00:47:05,883 what the hell are you doing? 968 00:47:05,883 --> 00:47:07,283 that wasn't me. that was the bed. 969 00:47:13,783 --> 00:47:15,117 let's get out of here. 970 00:47:25,517 --> 00:47:26,683 oh. 971 00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:30,517 up here. 972 00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:36,917 come on. 973 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:39,917 in this room! 974 00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:42,717 this way. 975 00:47:43,917 --> 00:47:45,450 there's got to be a way out. 976 00:47:45,450 --> 00:47:46,917 over here. 977 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,750 must be the nursery. 978 00:47:55,383 --> 00:47:56,550 bat room. 979 00:47:56,550 --> 00:47:57,850 oh, guano. 980 00:47:59,217 --> 00:48:02,050 "marjorie valkenheiser. she forgot to duck." 981 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,250 jesus, it's moving! 982 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:09,083 oh! aah! 983 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:10,250 oh, oh! 984 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:12,417 no! oh, no! 985 00:48:12,417 --> 00:48:14,683 no! oh, no! no! 986 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:20,050 aah! 987 00:48:21,050 --> 00:48:22,050 oh, jesus. 988 00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:24,550 we got to get out of here. 989 00:48:24,550 --> 00:48:26,217 how far does this go? 990 00:48:26,217 --> 00:48:27,717 all the way up-- 991 00:48:27,717 --> 00:48:28,717 ooh! 992 00:48:28,717 --> 00:48:29,850 to here. 993 00:48:29,850 --> 00:48:31,083 are you all right? 994 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,583 it's a blind staircase. 995 00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,083 maybe i can--oh. 996 00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:35,217 wait. 997 00:48:35,217 --> 00:48:37,350 got it. go on. 998 00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:41,217 jesus. look out. 999 00:48:43,817 --> 00:48:45,417 you all right? 1000 00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:46,750 ahh. 1001 00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:48,250 i don't know 1002 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,350 how much more of this crap i can take. 1003 00:48:57,450 --> 00:48:59,450 we're trapped. 1004 00:49:02,317 --> 00:49:04,050 wow. look at all these i.d.s. 1005 00:49:07,317 --> 00:49:08,417 what is this? 1006 00:49:10,883 --> 00:49:12,117 there must be thousands of them. 1007 00:49:12,117 --> 00:49:15,583 passports and auto club cards. 1008 00:49:17,983 --> 00:49:19,483 wow. a license. 1009 00:49:19,483 --> 00:49:22,750 "virginia horse and trappings, 1896"? 1010 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,217 "statewide search 1011 00:49:24,217 --> 00:49:26,083 for outlaw biker gang underway." 1012 00:49:27,983 --> 00:49:30,583 "busload of hare krishnas... 1013 00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:32,217 disappears." 1014 00:49:33,317 --> 00:49:36,217 "ex-nazi rocket scientist vanishes." 1015 00:49:36,217 --> 00:49:38,217 '49. 1016 00:49:38,217 --> 00:49:41,283 all these i.d.s match the news clippings. 1017 00:49:42,450 --> 00:49:44,050 look at this. 1018 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:47,117 "jimmy hoffa still missing"? 1019 00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:48,417 here's his i.d. 1020 00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:49,817 are you kidding? 1021 00:49:52,317 --> 00:49:54,083 oh, wow. 1022 00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:56,983 i think they've been doing this around here 1023 00:49:56,983 --> 00:49:58,350 since the 1890s. 1024 00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:00,683 i don't see any reason why they'll stop at us. 1025 00:50:00,683 --> 00:50:03,450 i mean, look at this. 1026 00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:05,483 they're all criminals and creeps. 1027 00:50:06,550 --> 00:50:07,550 bankers. 1028 00:50:08,883 --> 00:50:10,350 exactly. 1029 00:50:11,450 --> 00:50:13,217 nah. 1030 00:50:16,217 --> 00:50:17,383 aah! 1031 00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:19,783 what happened? 1032 00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:20,783 aah! 1033 00:50:20,783 --> 00:50:22,883 aah! aah! 1034 00:50:55,883 --> 00:50:56,983 oh. 1035 00:50:56,983 --> 00:50:59,983 i wish we were on that train. 1036 00:51:02,883 --> 00:51:04,683 me, too. 1037 00:51:19,783 --> 00:51:21,217 good luck, slick. 1038 00:51:27,817 --> 00:51:30,050 look at this. it's a slide. 1039 00:51:30,050 --> 00:51:32,550 yeah, but this is no playground. 1040 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:35,117 could be a bed of spikes down there. 1041 00:51:35,117 --> 00:51:36,783 let's go. 1042 00:51:36,783 --> 00:51:39,283 go. you go. take it slow. 1043 00:51:41,283 --> 00:51:42,850 aah! 1044 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,117 ah, shit! ohhh! 1045 00:51:58,817 --> 00:51:59,817 diane! 1046 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,217 ohhh! 1047 00:52:01,217 --> 00:52:02,550 uh-oh. diane. 1048 00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:03,783 aah! 1049 00:52:08,350 --> 00:52:10,050 where? why? what? what? when? 1050 00:52:10,050 --> 00:52:12,250 oh, no! 1051 00:52:20,517 --> 00:52:21,650 chris. 1052 00:52:22,983 --> 00:52:24,217 chris. 1053 00:52:24,217 --> 00:52:25,583 come on. 1054 00:52:27,550 --> 00:52:28,550 chris! 1055 00:52:28,550 --> 00:52:31,050 you get down here right now! 1056 00:52:31,050 --> 00:52:32,117 come on. 1057 00:52:49,117 --> 00:52:50,983 * oh * 1058 00:52:50,983 --> 00:52:52,017 * howdy-do * 1059 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:07,817 yeah. heck, i always was a good-looking fella. 1060 00:54:28,217 --> 00:54:29,983 the beemer. 1061 00:54:34,317 --> 00:54:35,650 uh-oh. 1062 00:54:44,650 --> 00:54:45,983 come on. 1063 00:54:53,983 --> 00:54:55,483 fantastic. 1064 00:54:57,483 --> 00:54:59,483 recorded message: this is cell-net one. 1065 00:54:59,483 --> 00:55:01,550 the system to which you subscribe 1066 00:55:01,550 --> 00:55:04,217 has no agreement with our service-- 1067 00:55:12,883 --> 00:55:15,883 gee, we have to finish this work 1068 00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:18,650 for grandpa alvin, ok? 1069 00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:20,650 we're always working for him. 1070 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:22,983 he treats us like we're his dogs, 1071 00:55:22,983 --> 00:55:24,417 not his grandsons. 1072 00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:26,650 we got no human rights. 1073 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:30,217 he's just mad that we both got so fat 1074 00:55:30,217 --> 00:55:32,550 we couldn't finish high school. 1075 00:55:32,550 --> 00:55:34,050 you're the fat one 1076 00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:37,050 because you always eat too much cereal. 1077 00:55:37,050 --> 00:55:38,550 you're the one who's fat. 1078 00:55:38,550 --> 00:55:40,550 not as fat as you. 1079 00:55:40,550 --> 00:55:42,050 you're the fat one. 1080 00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:43,550 just get the hammer. 1081 00:55:43,550 --> 00:55:45,050 i got it. 1082 00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:56,717 can't you hold that straight? 1083 00:55:56,717 --> 00:55:59,550 hey. you're the one who's forging. 1084 00:55:59,550 --> 00:56:01,917 can't you even see? 1085 00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:03,917 i can see you're stupid. 1086 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,550 oh, that's it. 1087 00:56:05,550 --> 00:56:08,350 i am never working for you 1088 00:56:08,350 --> 00:56:10,517 in this foundry again. 1089 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:12,250 never! 1090 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,983 give me that. go get a ball-peen hammer. 1091 00:56:14,983 --> 00:56:15,983 no! 1092 00:56:15,983 --> 00:56:18,483 the one's that round on the end. 1093 00:56:18,483 --> 00:56:21,517 i know the ball-peen hammer's round. 1094 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:26,883 he thinks i'm his child. 1095 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,650 oh! 1096 00:56:29,650 --> 00:56:31,117 ooh! trespasser! 1097 00:56:31,117 --> 00:56:32,483 get her! 1098 00:56:32,483 --> 00:56:34,050 get her! 1099 00:56:34,050 --> 00:56:35,117 ooh! 1100 00:56:35,117 --> 00:56:38,250 stop, trespasser! stop! 1101 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:40,683 aah! 1102 00:56:40,683 --> 00:56:42,017 aah! 1103 00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:44,450 hi. 1104 00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:45,950 eldona's got her. 1105 00:56:45,950 --> 00:56:47,017 that's good. 1106 00:56:47,017 --> 00:56:49,417 yes. eldona's got her. 1107 00:56:49,417 --> 00:56:50,917 that's not good. 1108 00:56:50,917 --> 00:56:52,817 no. that's no good. 1109 00:56:52,817 --> 00:56:53,817 aah! 1110 00:56:53,817 --> 00:56:55,817 stop! what are you doing? 1111 00:56:55,817 --> 00:56:57,417 no, eldona. no. 1112 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,217 oh! no! no! no! 1113 00:57:01,117 --> 00:57:02,750 what are you doing? 1114 00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:03,950 no, no. 1115 00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:06,817 don't throw her in the minefire vent, please. 1116 00:57:06,817 --> 00:57:09,817 we just want to play with her. 1117 00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,317 oh, thank you. 1118 00:57:12,483 --> 00:57:15,117 thank you. 1119 00:57:19,217 --> 00:57:20,717 i know. i know. 1120 00:57:20,717 --> 00:57:21,950 we won't lose her. 1121 00:57:21,950 --> 00:57:23,250 hi. 1122 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,250 i'm bobo. 1123 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,317 that's l'il debbull. 1124 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:32,283 hi. we're not allowed in the house. 1125 00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:35,617 ahh. 1126 00:57:35,617 --> 00:57:36,717 oh. oh. 1127 00:57:36,717 --> 00:57:38,550 is she ok? 1128 00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:01,550 judge valkenheiser. 1129 00:58:01,550 --> 00:58:02,550 judge! 1130 00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:04,217 waaaaa! 1131 00:58:04,217 --> 00:58:05,817 i got some speeders. 1132 00:58:05,817 --> 00:58:07,317 i'm bringing them in. 1133 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,017 i'll meet you in the courtroom. 1134 00:58:09,017 --> 00:58:11,783 keep all your fat parts in one place. 1135 00:58:11,783 --> 00:58:12,817 i'll be right down. 1136 00:58:16,683 --> 00:58:18,683 * oh, baby, you hit me like thunder * 1137 00:58:18,683 --> 00:58:20,917 * get over, get onto, get into * 1138 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:23,350 * to love it was always a sin to * 1139 00:58:23,350 --> 00:58:25,450 * get up or get over, get under * 1140 00:58:25,450 --> 00:58:27,717 * oh, baby, you hit me like thunder * 1141 00:58:27,717 --> 00:58:29,983 * get over, get onto, get into... * 1142 00:58:29,983 --> 00:58:32,917 that's it, fellas. right up the stairs. 1143 00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:33,917 here we are, gentlemen. 1144 00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:35,117 come along. join the party. 1145 00:58:35,117 --> 00:58:36,417 thank you very much. 1146 00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:37,850 come on. everybody. 1147 00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:41,017 man, would you look at this place? 1148 00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:43,717 it's like extremely draculated. 1149 00:58:43,717 --> 00:58:45,417 white man's heaven. 1150 00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:47,717 one at a time. here we are. 1151 00:58:47,717 --> 00:58:49,917 we're home. let's go. 1, 2. 1152 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:50,917 lickety-split. 1153 00:58:50,917 --> 00:58:53,417 she is one ugly, cross-burning, 1154 00:58:53,417 --> 00:58:55,917 redneck, peckerwood police bitch, man. 1155 00:58:55,917 --> 00:58:57,117 all right, move. 1156 00:58:57,117 --> 00:59:00,683 a good man's work is never done. 1157 00:59:07,217 --> 00:59:10,317 oh, i sat around all day 1158 00:59:10,317 --> 00:59:12,250 listening to all those stories 1159 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:13,583 when i want to relax and just... 1160 00:59:51,217 --> 00:59:53,683 "village reeve hurt in foundry blast." 1161 00:59:53,683 --> 00:59:55,217 so that's what happened 1162 00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:57,217 to the poor, old, ugly pusbag. 1163 00:59:57,217 --> 00:59:58,617 i thought i took care 1164 00:59:58,617 --> 01:00:01,483 of my vermin problem last year. 1165 01:00:01,483 --> 01:00:03,483 i'm glad i forgot my pistol. 1166 01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:08,217 bad call, corn flake. 1167 01:00:08,217 --> 01:00:09,783 i left that leg in france. 1168 01:00:09,783 --> 01:00:11,450 and now... 1169 01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:12,950 i'm gonna stick you. 1170 01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:16,283 i'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, 1171 01:00:16,283 --> 01:00:18,250 you're gonna look like a salt shaker. 1172 01:00:19,550 --> 01:00:23,050 get your italian loafers out of my bedpan. 1173 01:00:23,050 --> 01:00:24,050 ooh! 1174 01:00:29,717 --> 01:00:32,783 i'm going to make you cry now, boy. 1175 01:00:32,783 --> 01:00:35,150 chew on this, you stinking relic. 1176 01:00:35,150 --> 01:00:36,650 my skunk! 1177 01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:49,583 you are worse than a week of yellow shit storms. 1178 01:00:49,583 --> 01:00:51,350 first i find you rooting around in my private things. 1179 01:00:51,350 --> 01:00:52,683 now you're making advances 1180 01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:54,117 against my little granddaughter. 1181 01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,617 i was just trying to get away from you. 1182 01:00:55,617 --> 01:00:57,150 i ran into her, ok? 1183 01:00:57,150 --> 01:00:59,050 well, she's got your taint on her now. 1184 01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:00,417 taint. 1185 01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:02,017 no choice but house policy. 1186 01:01:02,017 --> 01:01:03,517 fine. house policy. 1187 01:01:03,517 --> 01:01:05,117 what's house policy? 1188 01:01:05,117 --> 01:01:07,583 whatever man touches her is the one she keeps. 1189 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:09,583 what? what are you talking-- 1190 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:13,217 oh, no. wait a minute. oh, no. wait a minute. 1191 01:01:13,217 --> 01:01:16,250 i just went through a goddamn stop sign. 1192 01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:17,650 i just want to get to atlantic city. 1193 01:01:17,650 --> 01:01:18,983 please, judge. 1194 01:01:18,983 --> 01:01:20,483 she'll know what to do with him. 1195 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:27,550 what the hell is that? 1196 01:01:33,483 --> 01:01:35,917 ok. what's going on? 1197 01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:37,217 boy! 1198 01:01:37,217 --> 01:01:38,983 12:30, isn't it? kind of late. 1199 01:01:38,983 --> 01:01:42,283 i was dreaming i was back in france on furlough. 1200 01:01:42,283 --> 01:01:44,650 step forward, constable. what are the charges here? 1201 01:01:44,650 --> 01:01:45,883 speeding. 1202 01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:48,583 75 in a 50. 1203 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:50,350 in a hearse. 1204 01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:52,350 well, if it was an ambulance, 1205 01:01:52,350 --> 01:01:53,850 you got a chance. 1206 01:01:53,850 --> 01:01:54,983 if it's in a hearse, got to be worse. 1207 01:01:57,350 --> 01:02:00,683 ok. well, this is a union card, huh? 1208 01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:02,083 what are you, mine workers? 1209 01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:03,083 aw, man. 1210 01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:04,650 no, man. we're musicians. 1211 01:02:04,650 --> 01:02:06,350 we're a hip-hop band. 1212 01:02:06,350 --> 01:02:08,350 you know what i'm saying? 1213 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,850 hip-hop? musicians? 1214 01:02:09,850 --> 01:02:11,350 so youse all musicians, huh? 1215 01:02:11,350 --> 01:02:12,350 yeah. deejays. 1216 01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:14,350 constable, you search the vehicle? 1217 01:02:14,350 --> 01:02:15,850 yes, sir. i did. 1218 01:02:15,850 --> 01:02:17,317 it contains musical items. 1219 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:19,617 well, i, uh... 1220 01:02:19,617 --> 01:02:23,217 well...i'd better see them. 1221 01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:24,950 bring them all in, set them up. 1222 01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,450 let me see them. 1223 01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:28,917 all right. let's go. 1224 01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,217 * big girls * 1225 01:02:35,217 --> 01:02:36,650 * don't cry * 1226 01:02:36,650 --> 01:02:38,783 * big girls * 1227 01:02:38,783 --> 01:02:40,683 * don't cry * 1228 01:02:44,517 --> 01:02:47,317 * big girls * 1229 01:02:47,317 --> 01:02:50,083 * don't cry-y-y * 1230 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:51,617 * they don't cry * 1231 01:02:51,617 --> 01:02:54,517 * big girls * 1232 01:02:54,517 --> 01:02:56,083 * don't cry * 1233 01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:57,250 * who said * 1234 01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:59,083 * they don't cry * 1235 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:02,117 * my girl * 1236 01:03:02,117 --> 01:03:04,750 * said good-bye-y-y * 1237 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:06,283 * my, oh, my... * 1238 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:08,917 eldona, you know he's not supposed to see you 1239 01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:11,050 on this special day. 1240 01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:12,550 special day? 1241 01:03:12,550 --> 01:03:14,617 what is it, halloween? 1242 01:03:16,483 --> 01:03:18,750 right this way, mr. snappy comeback. 1243 01:03:26,817 --> 01:03:28,983 mm-hmm. 1244 01:03:28,983 --> 01:03:30,083 after this, 1245 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,083 you can see us 1246 01:03:31,083 --> 01:03:33,083 do our tag-team wrestling show. 1247 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,717 ok? 3. 1248 01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:36,317 ok. 1249 01:03:36,317 --> 01:03:37,317 let's go. 1250 01:03:38,617 --> 01:03:41,117 i got that! i got that! 1251 01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:43,950 i win. my deal. 1252 01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:45,217 bobo wins because bobo's hand was on top. 1253 01:03:45,217 --> 01:03:46,217 yeah. my hand's on top. 1254 01:03:46,217 --> 01:03:47,717 i win. my deal. 1255 01:03:47,717 --> 01:03:49,217 no, i won. my deal. 1256 01:03:49,217 --> 01:03:51,550 my hand's on top. my deal. i win. 1257 01:03:51,550 --> 01:03:54,417 that's right. bobo wins. bobo's hand was on top. 1258 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:56,883 my hand was on top. i win. i deal. 1259 01:03:56,883 --> 01:03:57,883 ok. 1260 01:03:57,883 --> 01:03:58,950 ok. 1261 01:03:58,950 --> 01:04:01,717 if i win again, 1262 01:04:01,717 --> 01:04:03,317 i get... 1263 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:05,583 another bowl of cereal. 1264 01:04:05,583 --> 01:04:07,683 and if i win, 1265 01:04:07,683 --> 01:04:09,417 i get diane. 1266 01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:14,483 no, l'il debbull. 1267 01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:16,483 my deal. 1268 01:04:16,483 --> 01:04:18,083 ok, bobo. deal 'em. 1269 01:04:21,217 --> 01:04:23,250 drop the beat, j. 1270 01:04:27,617 --> 01:04:28,983 * been all around the world * 1271 01:04:34,683 --> 01:04:36,450 * been all around the world * 1272 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,650 * all around the world * 1273 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:45,217 * same song * 1274 01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:48,217 * a-all around the world * 1275 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:50,217 * same song * 1276 01:04:50,217 --> 01:04:51,783 * i came for the party * 1277 01:04:51,783 --> 01:04:53,717 * to get naughty, get my rocks on * 1278 01:04:53,717 --> 01:04:54,750 * eat popcorn * 1279 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:56,217 * watch you move your body * 1280 01:04:56,217 --> 01:04:58,217 * to the pop song that i'm singin', ding-a-lingin' * 1281 01:04:58,217 --> 01:04:59,350 * funky beat's ringin' * 1282 01:04:59,350 --> 01:05:00,983 * everybody swingin' in the place * 1283 01:05:00,983 --> 01:05:02,950 * as i kick the j-a-z-z-y style * 1284 01:05:02,950 --> 01:05:05,817 * r and b mixin' it with the hip-hop swing beat champagne * 1285 01:05:05,817 --> 01:05:07,050 * in my hand, it won't be long * 1286 01:05:07,050 --> 01:05:08,117 * till i'm gone * 1287 01:05:08,117 --> 01:05:09,383 * it's just the same old song * 1288 01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:10,650 * it's just a free style * 1289 01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:12,517 * meanwhile we'll keep the beat kickin' * 1290 01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:13,717 * sweat drippin' * 1291 01:05:13,717 --> 01:05:15,117 * girlies in the limo eatin' chicken * 1292 01:05:15,117 --> 01:05:16,783 * oops, don't get the grease on your panty hose * 1293 01:05:16,783 --> 01:05:19,117 * i love you, rover, move over, i gotta blow my nose * 1294 01:05:19,117 --> 01:05:21,817 * sneezin', but still i'm pleasin' all the slimmies * 1295 01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:22,950 * pull out my jimmy * 1296 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:24,250 * time to get busy with a jenny * 1297 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:25,850 * if it's good and plenty, don't you know? * 1298 01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:28,250 * there i go, there i go, there i go * 1299 01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:30,317 * but i don't go nowhere without my gym hat * 1300 01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:32,350 * when i'm rappin' as if she's clappin', then i'm strappin' * 1301 01:05:32,350 --> 01:05:33,650 * 'cause i'm smarter than that * 1302 01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:35,217 * and then, girlie, maybe we can get along * 1303 01:05:35,217 --> 01:05:36,283 * cutie after cutie * 1304 01:05:36,283 --> 01:05:37,717 * it's just the same old song * 1305 01:05:37,717 --> 01:05:39,650 * all around the world * 1306 01:05:39,650 --> 01:05:40,950 * same song * 1307 01:05:40,950 --> 01:05:42,950 * ahh * 1308 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,650 * all around the world * 1309 01:06:02,650 --> 01:06:04,217 * same song * 1310 01:06:05,217 --> 01:06:07,617 * all around the world * 1311 01:06:07,617 --> 01:06:08,650 * same song * 1312 01:06:09,983 --> 01:06:12,083 * all around the world * 1313 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,883 * same song * 1314 01:06:14,883 --> 01:06:16,583 * all around the world * 1315 01:06:16,583 --> 01:06:18,317 * same song * 1316 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,350 * all--all around the world * 1317 01:06:21,350 --> 01:06:22,817 * same song * 1318 01:06:24,217 --> 01:06:25,950 * all around the world * 1319 01:06:25,950 --> 01:06:27,117 * same song * 1320 01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:30,650 yes. 1321 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,917 yep. 1322 01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:38,617 you sure are a gaggle of musicians, sure enough. 1323 01:06:40,117 --> 01:06:41,517 and now... 1324 01:06:41,517 --> 01:06:45,017 the disposition of your case. 1325 01:06:45,017 --> 01:06:48,017 uh, gather in a little closer, there. 1326 01:06:48,017 --> 01:06:50,017 that's right. right there. yeah. 1327 01:06:56,783 --> 01:06:58,117 in light of your contribution 1328 01:06:58,117 --> 01:06:59,950 to the common good, i hereby wave all fines, 1329 01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:01,583 suspend all sentences. you're free to go. 1330 01:07:04,850 --> 01:07:06,217 hey. hold the harvest. 1331 01:07:06,217 --> 01:07:07,650 there is another matter 1332 01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:09,683 before the shire court this evening. 1333 01:07:09,683 --> 01:07:10,917 and, uh... 1334 01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:13,617 well, youse all might be able to help. 1335 01:07:18,350 --> 01:07:19,683 where's diane? 1336 01:07:19,683 --> 01:07:20,683 oh, she went home. 1337 01:07:20,683 --> 01:07:22,650 i got something better for you. 1338 01:07:22,650 --> 01:07:24,783 first you oughta know something. 1339 01:07:24,783 --> 01:07:25,817 in many cases here, 1340 01:07:25,817 --> 01:07:26,817 i do often choose 1341 01:07:26,817 --> 01:07:29,217 to inveigh the maximum levy. 1342 01:07:29,217 --> 01:07:32,217 frequently, undesirables are put to death. 1343 01:07:32,217 --> 01:07:33,650 i can understand that. 1344 01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:36,217 come on. but death for running a stop sign? 1345 01:07:36,217 --> 01:07:38,217 and for being a banker. 1346 01:07:38,217 --> 01:07:39,650 that's the double death. 1347 01:07:39,650 --> 01:07:40,983 however, 1348 01:07:40,983 --> 01:07:41,983 i'd be willing 1349 01:07:41,983 --> 01:07:44,617 to cast aside all findings, 1350 01:07:44,617 --> 01:07:46,483 be blind to your banker's blood, 1351 01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:49,483 let you live out your days here 1352 01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:51,483 as husband to my granddaughter, 1353 01:07:51,483 --> 01:07:52,983 father to her child, 1354 01:07:52,983 --> 01:07:55,417 and heir to my seat. 1355 01:07:57,783 --> 01:07:59,783 wha-what are you saying? 1356 01:08:00,983 --> 01:08:02,483 it's death or eldona? 1357 01:08:02,483 --> 01:08:04,117 oh, come on, lad. 1358 01:08:04,117 --> 01:08:05,617 take her hand. 1359 01:08:05,617 --> 01:08:07,583 warm my tired old heart. 1360 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:09,083 i know women. 1361 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,583 she loves you. 1362 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:12,417 ever since she saw you, 1363 01:08:12,417 --> 01:08:13,417 she's been floating around 1364 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:14,717 like milkweed in a spring breeze. 1365 01:08:14,717 --> 01:08:16,083 uh-huh. 1366 01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:17,717 make her happy. 1367 01:08:17,717 --> 01:08:19,717 take care of her needs, 1368 01:08:19,717 --> 01:08:21,717 and you'll inherit a fortune 1369 01:08:21,717 --> 01:08:24,217 ali baba would crave. 1370 01:08:27,117 --> 01:08:28,683 listen, judge. 1371 01:08:30,217 --> 01:08:31,983 uh... 1372 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:35,683 you know, i've--i've spent some time alone with her, 1373 01:08:35,683 --> 01:08:37,983 and she's a spectacular woman. 1374 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:40,483 she's quiet but, uh, just shy. 1375 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:41,483 mute. 1376 01:08:41,483 --> 01:08:43,217 ah. 1377 01:08:43,217 --> 01:08:46,217 but, judge, as far as her needs are concerned, 1378 01:08:46,217 --> 01:08:49,683 i could never presume to be able to fill them. 1379 01:08:49,683 --> 01:08:51,417 oh, you can slip on a pud collar. 1380 01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:52,950 now, let me get you 1381 01:08:52,950 --> 01:08:54,317 out of these cuffs and chains, 1382 01:08:54,317 --> 01:08:55,950 and i'll get you all married up, 1383 01:08:55,950 --> 01:08:57,817 and we'll welcome you to this family 1384 01:08:57,817 --> 01:09:00,250 with an all-night reel. 1385 01:09:02,217 --> 01:09:03,283 no cuffs, huh? 1386 01:09:03,283 --> 01:09:04,450 no cuffs. 1387 01:09:06,983 --> 01:09:08,783 pud collar. 1388 01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:11,217 well, i must say... 1389 01:09:11,217 --> 01:09:12,983 it sounds awfully tempting. 1390 01:09:15,283 --> 01:09:16,383 hit it. 1391 01:09:16,383 --> 01:09:18,617 yo. drop it, j. 1392 01:09:18,617 --> 01:09:19,783 that's it. 1393 01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:22,950 yo. 1394 01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:25,617 what it be? what it be? 1395 01:09:30,017 --> 01:09:31,350 * well, tie the knot * 1396 01:09:31,350 --> 01:09:32,717 * tie, tie the knot * 1397 01:09:34,583 --> 01:09:36,083 in her own way, 1398 01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:38,650 she's kind of special, isn't she? 1399 01:09:38,650 --> 01:09:40,283 you'll never have car trouble. 1400 01:09:42,883 --> 01:09:45,450 * da da da da da * 1401 01:09:45,450 --> 01:09:46,617 * da-da * 1402 01:09:46,617 --> 01:09:48,383 * da da * 1403 01:09:48,383 --> 01:09:49,950 ah, yeah. 1404 01:09:53,783 --> 01:09:54,783 ok. 1405 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:56,817 ahem. 1406 01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:58,783 the district and commonwealth, 1407 01:09:58,783 --> 01:10:01,683 hereby duly recognizing the will and wish 1408 01:10:01,683 --> 01:10:02,783 of a man and woman 1409 01:10:02,783 --> 01:10:04,217 to enter the holy 1410 01:10:04,217 --> 01:10:07,283 and life-binding state of matrimony, 1411 01:10:07,283 --> 01:10:09,417 herewith confirm that you, 1412 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,783 eldona marjorie valkenheiser, 1413 01:10:11,783 --> 01:10:14,583 do take to husband one... 1414 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,283 christopher lawrence thorne. 1415 01:10:18,783 --> 01:10:19,783 hmm. 1416 01:10:20,783 --> 01:10:21,783 mmm. 1417 01:10:23,283 --> 01:10:24,617 and you... 1418 01:10:24,617 --> 01:10:26,650 christopher lawrence thorne... 1419 01:10:26,650 --> 01:10:29,950 confirm that you do take to wife... 1420 01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:33,450 one eldona marjorie valkenheiser? 1421 01:10:40,783 --> 01:10:41,783 pardon? 1422 01:10:41,783 --> 01:10:42,783 what? 1423 01:10:42,783 --> 01:10:43,783 speak up! i can-- 1424 01:10:43,783 --> 01:10:45,450 i do--i do. 1425 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:46,783 mmm. 1426 01:10:46,783 --> 01:10:49,283 this office so recognizes and certifies this union 1427 01:10:49,283 --> 01:10:52,150 and declares that you are now wedded man and wife. 1428 01:10:55,617 --> 01:10:57,717 you may kiss the bride. 1429 01:10:57,717 --> 01:10:59,983 well, judge, plenty of time for that 1430 01:10:59,983 --> 01:11:00,883 on the honeymoon. 1431 01:11:00,883 --> 01:11:02,350 you may kiss the bride. 1432 01:11:02,350 --> 01:11:04,617 no, not in front of all these people, 1433 01:11:04,617 --> 01:11:05,617 your honor. 1434 01:11:05,617 --> 01:11:06,617 now! 1435 01:11:11,683 --> 01:11:13,017 let's get out of here 1436 01:11:13,017 --> 01:11:14,783 before the old man changes his mind. 1437 01:11:14,783 --> 01:11:15,783 wait! wait! 1438 01:11:15,783 --> 01:11:16,783 help me! 1439 01:11:16,783 --> 01:11:18,017 we're out of here. 1440 01:11:18,017 --> 01:11:20,017 help me! these are dangerous people. 1441 01:11:20,017 --> 01:11:21,017 no! 1442 01:11:21,017 --> 01:11:22,017 it'll be all right. 1443 01:11:22,017 --> 01:11:23,117 i was nervous at my wedding, too. 1444 01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:24,117 no! please! 1445 01:11:24,117 --> 01:11:25,217 never mind him. 1446 01:11:25,217 --> 01:11:27,683 he's just got the wedding night jitters. 1447 01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:29,450 just go out the way you came. 1448 01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:31,817 i'll open the gate and flip the bridge for you. 1449 01:11:31,817 --> 01:11:33,317 you be cool, man. 1450 01:11:33,317 --> 01:11:34,350 yeah, well, bye. 1451 01:11:34,350 --> 01:11:36,383 you weak-livered puffball! 1452 01:11:36,383 --> 01:11:40,517 damn city-working, yuppity well wallet! 1453 01:11:40,517 --> 01:11:42,450 look how you hurt my granddaughter. 1454 01:11:42,450 --> 01:11:44,217 aw, you ain't family material anyway. 1455 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:45,217 no, judge! 1456 01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:46,217 aw, come on, judge! 1457 01:11:46,217 --> 01:11:47,450 no, i wasn't... 1458 01:11:47,450 --> 01:11:48,583 no, judge! 1459 01:11:48,583 --> 01:11:49,850 why? i... 1460 01:11:49,850 --> 01:11:51,450 judge, wha--what... 1461 01:11:51,450 --> 01:11:52,950 wait! whoa, nelly! 1462 01:11:52,950 --> 01:11:54,450 aw, come on, judge! 1463 01:11:54,450 --> 01:11:56,017 oh, no, ah! 1464 01:11:56,017 --> 01:11:57,217 so long, charlie! 1465 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,250 what the hell is this now? 1466 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,417 oh, no, oh, no! 1467 01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:05,483 oh, please, god! 1468 01:12:05,483 --> 01:12:07,950 guaranteed you're going to enjoy this ride! 1469 01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:08,950 oh, god! 1470 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:10,250 judge: i'm of the school that believes 1471 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:12,250 the last 30 seconds of a person's life 1472 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:14,750 ought to have a little zip in them. 1473 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:16,817 judge, listen, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. 1474 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:19,950 aah! 1475 01:12:19,950 --> 01:12:22,250 * goin' down * 1476 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:24,817 * bonestripper... * 1477 01:12:24,817 --> 01:12:27,250 oh, please, oh, please, god, no! 1478 01:12:32,817 --> 01:12:34,217 judge, i'm sorry, please! 1479 01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:35,950 i--i--i love eldona! 1480 01:12:35,950 --> 01:12:37,250 i love your granddaughter! 1481 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,583 she's beautiful! aah! 1482 01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:40,783 oh, no! my--hey! 1483 01:12:41,817 --> 01:12:43,417 please, god, help! 1484 01:12:43,417 --> 01:12:44,417 please, god, stop! 1485 01:12:48,550 --> 01:12:51,217 please, god, oh, please! 1486 01:12:56,217 --> 01:12:57,217 god... 1487 01:12:57,217 --> 01:12:58,717 oh, please, dear lord! 1488 01:12:58,717 --> 01:12:59,750 please... 1489 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,317 please, god, i... 1490 01:13:02,817 --> 01:13:04,250 thank you, lord. 1491 01:13:12,650 --> 01:13:13,650 oh. 1492 01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:14,817 damn thing blew a belt. 1493 01:13:14,817 --> 01:13:16,217 tell eldona to go and fix it. 1494 01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:18,317 easy on her, grandpa. she's mighty broke up. 1495 01:13:18,317 --> 01:13:19,317 i'll get him. 1496 01:13:19,317 --> 01:13:21,317 don't let him get away! 1497 01:13:21,317 --> 01:13:23,383 bring that there load to the gradertine. 1498 01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:28,750 diane? 1499 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:29,750 diane? 1500 01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:37,317 * i mean, i mean, i mean, i mean i love you * 1501 01:13:37,317 --> 01:13:40,650 * i dream, i dream, i dream, i dream * 1502 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:43,817 * how i love you * 1503 01:13:43,817 --> 01:13:47,350 * oh, kiss, oh, kiss, oh, kissity kiss * 1504 01:13:52,717 --> 01:13:53,717 come on! 1505 01:13:53,717 --> 01:13:54,817 eldona! 1506 01:13:54,817 --> 01:13:56,317 mmm. 1507 01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:08,717 mmm. 1508 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,217 ok. 1509 01:14:15,483 --> 01:14:16,483 aah! 1510 01:14:17,883 --> 01:14:19,017 you go on, get out of here! 1511 01:14:19,017 --> 01:14:20,883 get out of here, you big slushbag! 1512 01:14:20,883 --> 01:14:22,717 go on back to your hole. 1513 01:14:22,717 --> 01:14:24,383 excuse my grandkids. 1514 01:14:24,383 --> 01:14:26,383 they're all spoiled pulp rotten! 1515 01:14:26,383 --> 01:14:27,383 that's right. 1516 01:14:27,383 --> 01:14:29,383 too much, too easy, too soon. 1517 01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:30,883 kids today, i know. 1518 01:14:31,883 --> 01:14:32,883 thanks. 1519 01:14:32,883 --> 01:14:34,383 want a mint candy? 1520 01:14:34,383 --> 01:14:35,883 oh, uh... 1521 01:14:35,883 --> 01:14:37,383 no, no. 1522 01:14:38,883 --> 01:14:40,283 missy... 1523 01:14:40,283 --> 01:14:42,383 i sure do hate to cut and shuffle 1524 01:14:42,383 --> 01:14:43,883 a fine little muffet like you. 1525 01:14:43,883 --> 01:14:44,883 me, too. 1526 01:14:44,883 --> 01:14:46,383 but i will! 1527 01:14:46,383 --> 01:14:47,883 if joe polo don't show. 1528 01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:49,483 now, he hurt my family. 1529 01:14:49,483 --> 01:14:50,483 ok. 1530 01:14:50,483 --> 01:14:52,383 child, you'll walk free. 1531 01:14:52,383 --> 01:14:54,750 scot-free, right out of here. 1532 01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:56,883 you just get on the two-way now 1533 01:14:56,883 --> 01:14:59,383 and tell mr. high-class to come on in. 1534 01:14:59,383 --> 01:15:01,450 ok, i'll talk to him right now. 1535 01:15:01,450 --> 01:15:02,450 all right. 1536 01:15:02,450 --> 01:15:03,950 aah! 1537 01:15:03,950 --> 01:15:05,383 you ok, judge? 1538 01:15:06,450 --> 01:15:07,450 see? 1539 01:15:08,783 --> 01:15:09,950 see that? 1540 01:15:09,950 --> 01:15:11,783 now somebody's got to pay 1541 01:15:11,783 --> 01:15:14,783 for the way they sapped this ground. 1542 01:15:14,783 --> 01:15:15,883 you want your pills? 1543 01:15:15,883 --> 01:15:16,883 i'm all right. 1544 01:15:18,283 --> 01:15:19,883 hey, hotworm! 1545 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:20,983 listen! 1546 01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:22,650 we got your pretty little girlfriend down here 1547 01:15:22,650 --> 01:15:25,650 ready to go on the gradertine for a quartering, 1548 01:15:25,650 --> 01:15:28,550 but because she's a bright-eyed, 1549 01:15:28,550 --> 01:15:29,650 smart-looking type, 1550 01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:31,650 i'm willing to make a trade. 1551 01:15:31,650 --> 01:15:33,717 you lie down in her place, 1552 01:15:33,717 --> 01:15:35,650 she goes free. 1553 01:15:35,650 --> 01:15:37,883 we'll all be happy, including you. 1554 01:15:37,883 --> 01:15:39,317 here, here, you tell-- 1555 01:15:39,317 --> 01:15:40,417 where the hell's 1556 01:15:40,417 --> 01:15:42,650 that dog-food-eating grandson of mine anyway? 1557 01:15:42,650 --> 01:15:43,650 dennis! 1558 01:15:43,650 --> 01:15:44,650 here, you talk. 1559 01:15:44,650 --> 01:15:46,217 what's going on with him, anyway? 1560 01:15:46,217 --> 01:15:48,483 what, is somebody not giving him his napalm? 1561 01:15:48,483 --> 01:15:49,517 uh, chris... 1562 01:15:49,517 --> 01:15:53,217 hi. um...it's diane. 1563 01:15:53,217 --> 01:15:55,217 um, listen... 1564 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,217 run! run for your life! 1565 01:15:57,217 --> 01:15:58,217 save yourself! 1566 01:15:58,217 --> 01:16:00,217 tell the world about this place! 1567 01:16:00,217 --> 01:16:01,217 just-- 1568 01:16:03,217 --> 01:16:04,317 oh, boy. 1569 01:16:04,317 --> 01:16:08,717 you really put the pin in the party hog now, girl. 1570 01:16:08,717 --> 01:16:11,117 you got 5 minutes to come on in, 1571 01:16:11,117 --> 01:16:12,217 or she gets cut and shuffled. 1572 01:16:12,217 --> 01:16:15,217 mind, now, no gallantry and no suicide stunts. 1573 01:16:15,217 --> 01:16:17,217 you just come on in. 1574 01:16:17,217 --> 01:16:18,550 come on, now. 1575 01:16:18,550 --> 01:16:20,050 be a real man. 1576 01:16:20,050 --> 01:16:21,217 surprise yourself. 1577 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:24,717 save the woman. 1578 01:16:24,717 --> 01:16:26,817 give yourself up for the girl. 1579 01:16:26,817 --> 01:16:29,317 she'll cry over you for weeks. 1580 01:16:30,383 --> 01:16:31,817 what's the matter, boy? 1581 01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:34,717 heh heh heh! ain't she worth it? 1582 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:39,283 all right, you old liver spot. 1583 01:16:42,617 --> 01:16:44,550 sorry about this, diane. 1584 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:46,517 but we have to tie you down 1585 01:16:46,517 --> 01:16:48,950 like grandpa alvin says. 1586 01:16:48,950 --> 01:16:51,217 i wish it was him we were tying down 1587 01:16:51,217 --> 01:16:52,783 instead of you. 1588 01:16:52,783 --> 01:16:55,750 we don't like him, but we love you. 1589 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,717 this is a classic case of a dysfunctional family. 1590 01:16:58,717 --> 01:17:00,950 you should consider some help, some therapy. 1591 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,050 he won't go! 1592 01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:03,783 ok, cowboy. 1593 01:17:03,783 --> 01:17:05,950 last chance saloon. 1594 01:17:05,950 --> 01:17:08,283 i'm going to count down from 10. 1595 01:17:08,283 --> 01:17:09,683 if i don't hear your voice 1596 01:17:09,683 --> 01:17:11,283 by the time i get to one, 1597 01:17:11,283 --> 01:17:12,783 i'm going to cut her! 1598 01:17:12,783 --> 01:17:13,783 aah! oh, don't! 1599 01:17:13,783 --> 01:17:15,617 eldona, get them blades up. 1600 01:17:15,617 --> 01:17:17,017 mmm. 1601 01:17:17,017 --> 01:17:18,450 eldona, hey, listen... 1602 01:17:18,450 --> 01:17:19,783 why don't we go to new york? 1603 01:17:19,783 --> 01:17:21,850 i'll take you to elizabeth arden. 1604 01:17:21,850 --> 01:17:23,017 10! 1605 01:17:23,017 --> 01:17:24,317 get me out of here! 1606 01:17:24,317 --> 01:17:25,950 9. 1607 01:17:25,950 --> 01:17:27,750 come on now, banker! 1608 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:28,783 8. 1609 01:17:28,783 --> 01:17:30,783 what's wrong with this little girl? 1610 01:17:30,783 --> 01:17:32,317 she a bad kisser or something? 1611 01:17:32,317 --> 01:17:34,017 7. 1612 01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,283 chris, i really didn't mean to save yourself. 1613 01:17:36,283 --> 01:17:38,883 get your ass down here and save me! 1614 01:17:38,883 --> 01:17:39,883 6. 1615 01:17:39,883 --> 01:17:41,283 chris, get down here! 1616 01:17:41,283 --> 01:17:43,283 you ain't giving me much choice, boy. 1617 01:17:43,283 --> 01:17:44,283 5. 1618 01:17:44,283 --> 01:17:45,283 please, chris! 1619 01:17:45,283 --> 01:17:46,283 all right, boy. 1620 01:17:46,283 --> 01:17:48,350 last chance saloon! 1621 01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:49,350 4. 1622 01:17:49,350 --> 01:17:50,517 don't! 1623 01:17:50,517 --> 01:17:51,650 3. 1624 01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:52,783 2. 1625 01:17:52,783 --> 01:17:53,950 aah! 1626 01:17:53,950 --> 01:17:54,950 1. 1627 01:18:03,883 --> 01:18:04,883 diane! 1628 01:18:04,883 --> 01:18:05,883 help me! 1629 01:18:05,883 --> 01:18:07,383 oh, god, hurry, get my hands. 1630 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:08,383 hold on! 1631 01:18:08,383 --> 01:18:09,717 oh, my god! 1632 01:18:09,717 --> 01:18:10,717 get my hands! 1633 01:18:10,717 --> 01:18:12,417 what took you so long? 1634 01:18:12,417 --> 01:18:13,750 ok, oh, get me out. 1635 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,383 i knew you'd save me. 1636 01:18:15,383 --> 01:18:18,417 i think i dirtied my diaper. 1637 01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:21,083 get me the hell out of here, chris! 1638 01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:22,417 he's fly-dicking with me! 1639 01:18:22,417 --> 01:18:23,750 eldona, drop those blades! 1640 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:24,950 get him, get him! 1641 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:26,217 aah! 1642 01:18:26,217 --> 01:18:27,217 oh, shit! 1643 01:18:33,217 --> 01:18:34,217 hey! 1644 01:18:38,817 --> 01:18:40,217 who are the infant bodies? 1645 01:18:40,217 --> 01:18:41,217 bobo and l'il debbull. 1646 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:43,217 they're not allowed in the house. 1647 01:18:43,217 --> 01:18:44,650 get that spotlight, ok? 1648 01:18:44,650 --> 01:18:45,650 ok. 1649 01:18:45,650 --> 01:18:47,517 what do you play in atlantic city? 1650 01:18:47,517 --> 01:18:48,517 blackjack? craps? 1651 01:18:49,717 --> 01:18:51,383 got to find them! 1652 01:19:00,783 --> 01:19:03,117 i don't think they saw us. 1653 01:19:03,117 --> 01:19:04,117 come on. 1654 01:19:06,783 --> 01:19:08,283 excuse me, coming through. 1655 01:19:09,283 --> 01:19:10,283 sorry. 1656 01:19:11,450 --> 01:19:12,450 excuse me. 1657 01:19:21,783 --> 01:19:23,783 aw, we'll never get across this. 1658 01:19:25,283 --> 01:19:27,117 let's head towards the train. 1659 01:19:27,117 --> 01:19:28,283 come on, through the woods. 1660 01:19:28,283 --> 01:19:29,717 smells like sao paulo. 1661 01:19:29,717 --> 01:19:32,283 who's that man that was with her? 1662 01:19:32,283 --> 01:19:33,283 i don't know. 1663 01:19:33,283 --> 01:19:35,017 i don't know, neither, 1664 01:19:35,017 --> 01:19:36,283 but she got away. 1665 01:19:36,283 --> 01:19:37,650 you're the one that was supposed 1666 01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:38,650 to be watching her. 1667 01:19:38,650 --> 01:19:41,217 yeah, that's the most beautiful girl 1668 01:19:41,217 --> 01:19:42,817 i've ever seen. 1669 01:19:44,217 --> 01:19:46,483 bobo, shut up and drive! 1670 01:19:46,483 --> 01:19:48,117 there they are! 1671 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:49,450 on the hill! 1672 01:19:49,450 --> 01:19:53,017 get them before they get to the top. 1673 01:19:53,017 --> 01:19:54,817 stop them! 1674 01:19:57,283 --> 01:19:58,783 train. 1675 01:19:58,783 --> 01:19:59,783 hey! hey! 1676 01:19:59,783 --> 01:20:00,783 hey! 1677 01:20:01,817 --> 01:20:02,817 stop! 1678 01:20:02,817 --> 01:20:04,317 hey, stop! hey! 1679 01:20:10,283 --> 01:20:11,283 now! 1680 01:20:14,817 --> 01:20:15,817 come on! 1681 01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:17,817 i'm with you. 1682 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:18,817 right! 1683 01:20:22,283 --> 01:20:23,283 come on, reach! 1684 01:20:23,283 --> 01:20:24,850 you can do it! 1685 01:20:24,850 --> 01:20:26,583 i can't make it. 1686 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:27,683 trust me. 1687 01:20:27,683 --> 01:20:29,283 come on, reach out! 1688 01:20:30,350 --> 01:20:32,083 come on, that's it. 1689 01:20:43,183 --> 01:20:44,183 damn it! 1690 01:20:45,850 --> 01:20:47,283 we got to get some help. 1691 01:20:47,283 --> 01:20:48,650 as soon as the train stops, 1692 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:50,550 we'll get off and call the police. 1693 01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:52,783 you saved my life. 1694 01:20:52,783 --> 01:20:53,783 thanks. 1695 01:20:53,783 --> 01:20:55,283 it was worth it. 1696 01:21:04,350 --> 01:21:07,217 bye, diane! 1697 01:21:07,217 --> 01:21:09,350 diane... bye-bye! 1698 01:21:09,350 --> 01:21:11,217 bye, diane. 1699 01:21:25,117 --> 01:21:26,550 we went around in that spinning bed, 1700 01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:27,850 the door flew up, and we came-- 1701 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:29,350 got up into that, uh, a-attic-- 1702 01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:30,350 in the attic-- 1703 01:21:30,350 --> 01:21:32,350 with the newspapers and the, uh... 1704 01:21:32,350 --> 01:21:33,850 all those licenses, and then-- 1705 01:21:33,850 --> 01:21:35,850 that's pretty much where we found all the licenses 1706 01:21:35,850 --> 01:21:37,850 and the newspaper clippings which matched-- 1707 01:21:37,850 --> 01:21:39,850 we were smoking a cigar, relaxing-- 1708 01:21:39,850 --> 01:21:41,850 there was no way to know-- 1709 01:21:41,850 --> 01:21:42,850 what was that? 1710 01:21:42,850 --> 01:21:44,050 an escape hatch or whatever. 1711 01:21:44,050 --> 01:21:45,050 anyway, this door opened, 1712 01:21:45,050 --> 01:21:46,217 and we went flying. 1713 01:21:46,217 --> 01:21:47,650 bobo and l'il debbull saved me. 1714 01:21:47,650 --> 01:21:49,217 and we climbed the cliff 1715 01:21:49,217 --> 01:21:50,217 till we got on the train 1716 01:21:50,217 --> 01:21:51,750 right after the fuel dump explosion. 1717 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,850 we think maybe the brazillionaires 1718 01:21:52,850 --> 01:21:53,850 have been killed. 1719 01:21:53,850 --> 01:21:54,850 that's--dead. 1720 01:21:56,850 --> 01:22:00,050 you folks, of course, will have to come with us 1721 01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:01,583 for identification purposes. 1722 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,217 wait a minute. 1723 01:22:03,217 --> 01:22:04,850 this man removed his nose and upper teeth 1724 01:22:04,850 --> 01:22:05,883 3 inches in front of my face 1725 01:22:05,883 --> 01:22:07,417 and started crooning like bing crosby. 1726 01:22:07,417 --> 01:22:09,350 i'd like to help out, but i'm pretty sure 1727 01:22:09,350 --> 01:22:10,350 i can pick him out in a lineup, 1728 01:22:10,350 --> 01:22:11,917 you know what i mean? 1729 01:22:13,117 --> 01:22:14,417 we could do it. 1730 01:22:15,650 --> 01:22:16,650 we? 1731 01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:42,417 this is the state attorney general. 1732 01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:44,883 we have a warrant to search these premises. 1733 01:22:46,450 --> 01:22:48,583 why not just blast your way in? 1734 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:50,017 first we have to serve the warrant. 1735 01:22:50,017 --> 01:22:51,750 i bet we could get them to come out. 1736 01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:52,850 us? 1737 01:22:52,850 --> 01:22:55,283 miss lightson doesn't have a bad idea there. 1738 01:22:58,417 --> 01:22:59,417 well... 1739 01:23:00,650 --> 01:23:02,650 i suppose it's worth a try, 1740 01:23:02,650 --> 01:23:05,217 if--if you two are up to it. 1741 01:23:05,217 --> 01:23:06,650 it'd be our pleasure. 1742 01:23:06,650 --> 01:23:08,217 wait a minute. wait. 1743 01:23:14,217 --> 01:23:16,217 can't wait to see his face 1744 01:23:16,217 --> 01:23:17,317 when he gets a load of this. 1745 01:23:27,517 --> 01:23:28,517 ok. 1746 01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:42,250 yes? 1747 01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:44,317 well, what's going on here? 1748 01:23:44,317 --> 01:23:45,817 who are you? 1749 01:23:45,817 --> 01:23:48,017 why are you bothering an old man? 1750 01:23:48,017 --> 01:23:49,717 you're through, judge. 1751 01:23:51,217 --> 01:23:54,217 you kids better look out behind you. 1752 01:23:54,217 --> 01:23:55,917 there's a bee's nest. 1753 01:23:57,983 --> 01:23:59,983 hi, judge alvin! 1754 01:23:59,983 --> 01:24:01,717 evening, troopers! 1755 01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:03,950 can't go too far in this part of the world 1756 01:24:03,950 --> 01:24:06,850 without running across my friends. 1757 01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:13,217 alvin is something, isn't he? 1758 01:24:13,217 --> 01:24:15,217 of course, we can't admit 1759 01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:18,283 that we appreciate the way he gets things done. 1760 01:24:18,283 --> 01:24:20,050 and since you know what you know, 1761 01:24:20,050 --> 01:24:21,483 i'm afraid we're going to have to come 1762 01:24:21,483 --> 01:24:23,217 to some kind of a-ar-arran... 1763 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,217 it's the coal fire! 1764 01:24:33,217 --> 01:24:34,983 the seams are giving way! 1765 01:24:34,983 --> 01:24:37,017 run for your lives! 1766 01:24:50,717 --> 01:24:52,217 come on, grab me. 1767 01:24:52,217 --> 01:24:54,583 i'm not going to lose you now. 1768 01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:55,583 got you. 1769 01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:02,283 hey, what's all that shaking? 1770 01:25:02,283 --> 01:25:03,617 i don't know. 1771 01:25:03,617 --> 01:25:05,583 i didn't do anything. 1772 01:25:08,117 --> 01:25:10,383 aah! 1773 01:25:10,383 --> 01:25:12,117 my beemer! get in! 1774 01:25:12,117 --> 01:25:13,283 no, it won't start. 1775 01:25:13,283 --> 01:25:14,783 it's got a fuel cut-off switch. 1776 01:25:14,783 --> 01:25:15,983 it's part of the alarm system. 1777 01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:18,917 no seat belts. 1778 01:25:18,917 --> 01:25:19,917 no roof. 1779 01:25:33,350 --> 01:25:34,817 oh, my! 1780 01:25:53,117 --> 01:25:56,950 fausto, that was the most adventurous weekend 1781 01:25:56,950 --> 01:25:58,217 of my entire life. 1782 01:25:58,217 --> 01:26:01,850 when i think about what happened in valkenvania, 1783 01:26:01,850 --> 01:26:03,350 i would do it again. 1784 01:26:03,350 --> 01:26:04,350 not me. 1785 01:26:05,350 --> 01:26:07,350 i was like james bond. 1786 01:26:08,350 --> 01:26:09,850 don't worry, dennis. 1787 01:26:09,850 --> 01:26:13,217 now that you are head of our personal security... 1788 01:26:13,217 --> 01:26:14,683 and my lover... 1789 01:26:14,683 --> 01:26:17,350 dude, your life's going to be fantastic. 1790 01:26:17,350 --> 01:26:18,850 and don't you worry. 1791 01:26:18,850 --> 01:26:20,250 no one's going to touch you 1792 01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:22,850 or my little flora de la luna. 1793 01:26:22,850 --> 01:26:25,517 ooh. dennis, listen to me... 1794 01:26:57,850 --> 01:26:58,850 woof! woof! 1795 01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:00,917 no! unh! 1796 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:03,417 hey, chris. 1797 01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:04,817 chris, hey, hey, hey! 1798 01:27:05,817 --> 01:27:07,417 it's ok. take it easy. 1799 01:27:07,417 --> 01:27:08,417 i think you're just having 1800 01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:09,917 a little napmare. 1801 01:27:09,917 --> 01:27:10,917 ohhh. 1802 01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:12,117 it's over? 1803 01:27:12,117 --> 01:27:13,417 oh, yeah, it's over. 1804 01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:14,917 you're ok, we're safe. 1805 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:15,917 oh, god. 1806 01:27:15,917 --> 01:27:17,250 take it easy. 1807 01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:20,417 oh, jeez, what a weekend. 1808 01:27:20,417 --> 01:27:21,917 yeah, no kidding. 1809 01:27:21,917 --> 01:27:22,917 it's ok. 1810 01:27:22,917 --> 01:27:24,917 i'm going to go take a shower. 1811 01:27:24,917 --> 01:27:26,050 ok. 1812 01:27:27,317 --> 01:27:28,317 just rest. 1813 01:27:28,317 --> 01:27:29,317 i'll rest. 1814 01:27:29,317 --> 01:27:30,350 ok. 1815 01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:32,517 i'm going to watch a little tv. 1816 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,017 numerous fire companies 1817 01:27:36,017 --> 01:27:38,250 from new york, new jersey, ohio, 1818 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,917 and all neighboring states 1819 01:27:39,917 --> 01:27:41,917 are barely able to handle 1820 01:27:41,917 --> 01:27:43,417 the subterranean mine fire 1821 01:27:43,417 --> 01:27:44,917 near the town of valkenvania. 1822 01:27:44,917 --> 01:27:46,417 diane, you should see this. 1823 01:27:46,417 --> 01:27:48,417 our susan campost is on the scene. 1824 01:27:48,417 --> 01:27:50,417 this cloud may have a silver lining. 1825 01:27:50,417 --> 01:27:52,917 geologists say the brief but intense heat 1826 01:27:52,917 --> 01:27:54,417 from fissures 10 miles below 1827 01:27:54,417 --> 01:27:56,917 have cooked the upper coal tailings 1828 01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:58,917 into a fine, medium-grade crude-- 1829 01:27:58,917 --> 01:28:01,483 over 50 million barrels. 1830 01:28:01,483 --> 01:28:03,983 wait just--just one second, roger. 1831 01:28:03,983 --> 01:28:06,483 i see one of the village residents 1832 01:28:06,483 --> 01:28:07,350 rummaging through the remains. 1833 01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:08,917 excuse me, sir, how do you feel 1834 01:28:08,917 --> 01:28:10,617 now that you have lost everything? 1835 01:28:10,617 --> 01:28:12,250 at least we all got out alive. 1836 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,617 'course, there's nothing left for us here now, 1837 01:28:14,617 --> 01:28:16,117 so we're planning to move in 1838 01:28:16,117 --> 01:28:17,583 with my grandson-in-law. 1839 01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:19,117 he lives in new york city. 1840 01:28:19,117 --> 01:28:20,617 oh, come on, no! wha-- 1841 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:23,617 see you soon, banker! 1842 01:28:23,617 --> 01:28:24,617 no, what? 1843 01:28:24,617 --> 01:28:28,617 aah! 1844 01:28:28,617 --> 01:28:30,217 no, you won't. 1845 01:28:30,217 --> 01:28:31,817 * all around the world * 1846 01:28:31,817 --> 01:28:33,083 * same song * 1847 01:28:34,217 --> 01:28:35,483 * i came for the party * 1848 01:28:35,483 --> 01:28:36,517 * to get naughty * 1849 01:28:36,517 --> 01:28:37,517 * get my rocks on * 1850 01:28:37,517 --> 01:28:38,550 * eat popcorn * 1851 01:28:38,550 --> 01:28:39,717 * watch you move your body * 1852 01:28:39,717 --> 01:28:41,017 * to the pop song that i'm singin' * 1853 01:28:41,017 --> 01:28:42,017 * ding-a-lingin' * 1854 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:43,217 * funky beat's ringin' * 1855 01:28:43,217 --> 01:28:44,650 * everybody swingin' in the place * 1856 01:28:44,650 --> 01:28:46,517 * as i kick the j-a-z-z-y style * 1857 01:28:46,517 --> 01:28:49,083 * r and b mixin' it with the hip-hop swing beat * 1858 01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,217 * champagne in my hand * 1859 01:28:50,217 --> 01:28:51,917 * it won't be long till i'm gone * 1860 01:28:51,917 --> 01:28:53,083 * it's just the same old song * 1861 01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,317 * it's just a free style * 1862 01:28:54,317 --> 01:28:55,883 * meanwhile we'll keep the beat kickin' * 1863 01:28:55,883 --> 01:28:57,083 * sweat drippin' * 1864 01:28:57,083 --> 01:28:58,850 * girlies in the limo eating chicken * 1865 01:28:58,850 --> 01:29:00,783 * oops, don't get the grease on your panty hose * 1866 01:29:00,783 --> 01:29:01,783 * i love you, rover, move over * 1867 01:29:01,783 --> 01:29:03,283 * i got to blow my nose * 1868 01:29:03,283 --> 01:29:05,383 * sneezin' but still i'm pleasin' all the slimmies * 1869 01:29:05,383 --> 01:29:06,517 * pull out my jimmy * 1870 01:29:06,517 --> 01:29:08,217 * time to get busy with a jenny * 1871 01:29:08,217 --> 01:29:10,083 * if it's good and plenty, don't you know? * 1872 01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:12,117 * there i go, there i go, there i go * 1873 01:29:12,117 --> 01:29:14,283 * but i don't go nowhere without my gym hat * 1874 01:29:14,283 --> 01:29:15,750 * when i'm rappin' as if she's clappin'* 1875 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,283 * then i'm strappin' 'cause i'm smarter than that * 1876 01:29:17,283 --> 01:29:19,117 * then, girlie, maybe we can get along * 1877 01:29:19,117 --> 01:29:20,383 * cutie after cutie * 1878 01:29:20,383 --> 01:29:21,883 * it's just the same old song * 1879 01:29:21,883 --> 01:29:23,250 * all around the world * 1880 01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:25,117 * same song * 1881 01:29:25,117 --> 01:29:26,783 * it's the same old song, y'all * 1882 01:29:26,783 --> 01:29:27,850 * all around the world * 1883 01:29:27,850 --> 01:29:29,383 * same song * 1884 01:29:29,383 --> 01:29:31,217 * ah, it's just the same old song * 1885 01:29:31,217 --> 01:29:32,550 * all around the world * 1886 01:29:32,550 --> 01:29:33,550 * same song * 1887 01:29:33,550 --> 01:29:34,850 * same song * 1888 01:29:34,850 --> 01:29:37,283 * all--all around the world * 1889 01:29:37,283 --> 01:29:38,617 * same song * 1890 01:29:39,717 --> 01:29:41,483 * money-b, the freaky deke * 1891 01:29:41,483 --> 01:29:42,883 * squeaky-lickin' you up and down * 1892 01:29:42,883 --> 01:29:44,350 * well, as a matter of fact, i'll be right back * 1893 01:29:44,350 --> 01:29:45,583 * i got to take a leak * 1894 01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:46,983 * so while i'm drainin', entertain 'em * 1895 01:29:46,983 --> 01:29:48,750 * but i got fame, and the bases are touched * 1896 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,217 * too much for me to try to be namin' * 1897 01:29:50,217 --> 01:29:51,817 * hey, yo, you saw me on cable and grinnin' * 1898 01:29:51,817 --> 01:29:53,983 * i busted in, and i was goin' to win * 1899 01:29:53,983 --> 01:29:55,783 * clark gable back in oakland, it's the same old song * 1900 01:29:55,783 --> 01:29:57,217 * this sporty shorty * 1901 01:29:57,217 --> 01:29:58,683 * same freckles and hat, drinking the same formula * 1902 01:29:58,683 --> 01:30:00,683 * hypothetical, political, lyrical * 1903 01:30:00,683 --> 01:30:02,150 * miracle whip, just like butter * 1904 01:30:02,150 --> 01:30:03,417 * my rhymes are legit * 1905 01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:04,883 * 'cause i'm a humpty, not humpty dumpty * 1906 01:30:04,883 --> 01:30:05,950 * but humpty hump * 1907 01:30:05,950 --> 01:30:07,117 * here a hump, there a hump * 1908 01:30:07,117 --> 01:30:08,183 * everywhre a humpty hump * 1909 01:30:08,183 --> 01:30:09,350 * aw, shut up and just listen * 1910 01:30:09,350 --> 01:30:10,783 * not dissin', don't get me wrong * 1911 01:30:10,783 --> 01:30:12,550 * but to me it's just the same old song * 1912 01:30:12,550 --> 01:30:13,950 * so just watch, 'cause my name is shock * 1913 01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:15,983 * i like to rock, and you can't stop this * 1914 01:30:15,983 --> 01:30:17,250 * 2 pac, go ahead and rock this * 1915 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,550 * now i clown around * 1916 01:30:18,550 --> 01:30:19,983 * when i hang around with the underground * 1917 01:30:19,983 --> 01:30:21,150 * girls that used to frown * 1918 01:30:21,150 --> 01:30:22,417 * say i'm down when i come around * 1919 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,683 * gas me and really pass me * 1920 01:30:23,683 --> 01:30:24,950 * they used to diss me, harass me * 1921 01:30:24,950 --> 01:30:26,983 * but now they ask me if they can kiss me * 1922 01:30:26,983 --> 01:30:28,150 * get some fame, people change * 1923 01:30:28,150 --> 01:30:29,217 * want to live their life, ha * 1924 01:30:29,217 --> 01:30:30,350 * same song, can't go wrong * 1925 01:30:30,350 --> 01:30:31,483 * if i play the nice guy * 1926 01:30:31,483 --> 01:30:32,550 * claim to fame must have changed * 1927 01:30:32,550 --> 01:30:33,550 * now that we became strong * 1928 01:30:33,550 --> 01:30:34,550 * i remain still the same * 1929 01:30:34,550 --> 01:30:35,617 * why, 2 * 1930 01:30:35,617 --> 01:30:36,617 * 'cause it's the same song * 1931 01:30:36,617 --> 01:30:37,617 * all around the world * 1932 01:30:37,617 --> 01:30:39,617 * it's the same song * 1933 01:30:39,617 --> 01:30:40,783 * same old song, y'all * 1934 01:30:40,783 --> 01:30:42,550 * all around the world * 1935 01:30:42,550 --> 01:30:44,783 * same song... *